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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 12:45:09 PM

Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Dear Loomy Tunes:

Send Rain over here for a minute... Rain? Why is Lumus considering humping an electrical socket? Are you not taking care of his manly man needs? Are you falling down on the job (and not into a position that is usable)? Please tell me we don't have to revoke your subblygirly card.

Lumus? The answer is there is no "wrong" about it, but more correctly, inadvisable.

Cali

[You never know, Rain could have a horrible accident and need a replacement cyborg 'gina. Just sayin'...]

Hah! Now I get it! At last I understand why you dumped me. What you're saying, in effect, is that Rain's girlie bits are so incredibly electrically wonderful that the only substitue is an actual electricity socket.

Ok, so my ass was never, will never, be that good; leaving me for her is at least explainable. Rain? You rock!

(But what about the emotional side Lumus? Did our love never mean anything to you? <sobs>)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 12:55:36 PM

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How'd this get on to my girlie-bits? Ummmm, about that electrical socket, well, errrrrrrrrr, ummmmmm, nevermind....

It was an accident, honest!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 2:05:11 PM

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Psst! Rain! You just keep saying that honey, and somewhere, somebody will believe it.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 2:15:06 PM

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Probably when hell freezes over......

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 3:23:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Dear uhhhh, dear:

The number of posts to change your forum ranking is listed here. And welcome.

Cali

Thanks! *posts rapidly to get to 75*

And... dear, Cali...

Why do people kept accusing me of being someone else who has created a new account? Does this happen often here?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/7/2008 4:19:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: dear

Why do people kept accusing me of being someone else who has created a new account? Does this happen often here?

Well, usually the very new have a sort of a smell about them, that is identifiable at about 50 paces. Perhaps you seem to fit in a little too well... I don't know for certain.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/8/2008 1:06:28 PM

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Dear Cali,

My ass-ets aren't what they used to be. Is your photographer available?

[Yes, I know, it isn't you. Still. Oh wait. Crap, nevermind...my ass is already on the site...peeps back...YES! DELETED! Muahahahaha]

~ExposeADom

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/8/2008 1:49:17 PM

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I'll dig it up, I swear I will..... Or take a new pic.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/8/2008 2:23:59 PM

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How come no one takes me seriuos ??
I only act like a teenager with people I like .....

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/9/2008 12:32:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

... a sort of a smell about them, that is identifiable at about 50 paces. ...
Cali

*sniffs the air*

Hmm .... a waft of purest wisdom ......... blended with a scent of sarcasm ......... I smell quality in the air.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/9/2008 2:24:51 PM

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/9/2008 2:36:05 PM

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dear cali...

i want you...

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I am flawed.

Imperfect.

MUST SPANK!!!

SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/9/2008 2:38:51 PM

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

dear cali...

i want you...

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/9/2008 2:41:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

dear cali...

i want you...

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cali

how long would it take to walk 3500 miles???hmm...ill be in cali in 5 years...will you wait for me?

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Imperfect.

MUST SPANK!!!

SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/9/2008 2:42:40 PM

CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
how long would it take to walk 3500 miles???hmm...ill be in cali in 5 years...will you wait for me?

Seriously? I can barely wait two weeks for my Florida vacay. Five years???

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/10/2008 10:06:00 AM

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dear cali

I need some advice.......

< Message edited by MstrObjectmaker -- 7/10/2008 10:09:07 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/10/2008 10:49:09 AM

sunshinemiss

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Dear Cali,
I'm going to my first munch this weekend. Any advice being as I'm an oh so new slavish girl?

sunshine - hiding - behind - clouds

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/10/2008 10:53:29 AM

CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker

dear cali

I need some advice.......

Okay, here ya go.

1. Don't write to Cali in colors she can barely see, or she'll spank ya (and you won't like it).
2. Tell Cali the problem or the advice will be completely random (not that it isn't random anyway).

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/10/2008 10:55:21 AM

CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I'm going to my first munch this weekend. Any advice being as I'm an oh so new slavish girl?

Chew with your lips closed.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/10/2008 11:02:31 AM

MstrObjectmaker

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker

dear cali

I need some advice.......

Okay, here ya go.

1. Don't write to Cali in colors she can barely see, or she'll spank ya (and you won't like it).
2. Tell Cali the problem or the advice will be completely random (not that it isn't random anyway).

Cali

OK......point taken........however I would prefer to seek your advice via Cmail.

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