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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/14/2008 12:35:14 PM

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awwww so sorry, i didn't mean to ruin it, honest! the book was better though.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/14/2008 12:35:36 PM

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Good thing you don't expect to find that here!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/14/2008 1:09:51 PM

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SD..I'm off to work..so youre shit outta luck talking with me until later..love you

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 8:15:24 AM

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dear cali.....does my new pic make you wanna fondle my hair all day long in attempt to make me orgasm?

edit:funny my main pic's not approved yet but you can see it in the forums..
weird.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 10:33:23 AM

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Dear Cali the Oral Oracle of the West,
I think this question can only be answer by an oral oracle. Allow me to explain.

I was walking along like the sweet old lion that I am. I was minding my own business when this lovely young gazelle jumped right into my mouth. She is such a pretty young thing and she feels sooooooooo good in my mouth, I just want to eat her up. She keeps looking at me with those big hazel eyes and says, “Please Mr. lion just eat me. I am yours for the taking so eat me right up.” So I accepted her feminine invitation and will be meeting her, eating her and beating her quite thoroughly shortly after your birthday.

My questions is, when an old lion eats a young gazelle, is that considered oral sex?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 10:43:05 AM

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dear cali.....does my new pic make you wanna fondle my hair all day long in attempt to make me orgasm?

edit:funny my main pic's not approved yet but you can see it in the forums..
weird.

Yes, that is odd. I see 10 pics on your profile (hey! make that bed!). I'm a fondler, but my first choice is something other than head hair. LOL.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 10:47:38 AM

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I was minding my own business when this lovely young gazelle jumped right into my mouth.[snip] My questions is, when an old lion eats a young gazelle, is that considered oral sex?

No sweetie, that is something Mr. Charles Darwin called "The principle of natural selection."

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 11:10:46 AM

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dear cali.....does my new pic make you wanna fondle my hair all day long in attempt to make me orgasm?

edit:funny my main pic's not approved yet but you can see it in the forums..
weird.

Yes, that is odd. I see 10 pics on your profile (hey! make that bed!). I'm a fondler, but my first choice is something other than head hair. LOL.

Cali

how can u see those pics??? i sure dont...and cant until main one is up. you got a paid account or something??? are you a mod now????

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 11:13:33 AM

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No, but it's very strange. If I click on "profile" under your name in your post, there are no pics. If I go to the other side and type your name in the search box, your profile comes up with the pics. Sometimes the software glitches - maybe this is one. Try what I did and see what happens.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 11:16:57 AM

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I just tried it (hey i'm a man and i perv profiles)same thing happened to me,no pics on the one...pics on the other

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 11:27:05 AM

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i did that..the only way i can see them is view all photo's.
it wont let me click the photo link and it dont show the main photo.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 11:43:55 AM

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Yes, when you have a video the only way you can see photos is to click "all photos" (umm, I think - that's the way I've always done it). But when I click your profile from here, the "photos" buttons are grey and cannot be clicked. But when I type in your name, I can click any of the photos buttons.

Anyway, that's how I saw your unmade bed, missy!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 11:46:34 AM

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Anyway, that's how I saw your unmade bed, missy!

i have no reason to make it! nobody else is gonna be in it or see it in person aside from me! sad...yes it is.... besides its just a duvet and a sheet...take 2 sec's to make if i had to. my cat likes to go under the duvet..so the only way he can do that is if its not made as its easier access.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/17/2008 12:35:50 PM

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Holes

ummm, is that an offer OTK ? If so, I'll have one of each, please.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/18/2008 2:17:33 AM

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Oh gawd RS - this is such a terrible situation. I´m sure Cali will give you wise and wonderful advice (it´s her metier after all). But she may feel she shouldn´t upset you (I know she loves you rather deeply and wouldn´t wish to hurt you).

Truth is, you see, that sweet old lions shouldn´t eat young gazelles at all - in fact it may be prohibited by law. Something to do with Food & Drugs Legislation I think. Anyway, you get into seriously bad shit if you stray into that part of the jungle. I´m so sorry.

But if it helps, you know, friend to a friend, I could help out - apparently there´s an exemption for lions who are past it, over the hill and basically pure too. So I could <sighs and shows reluctance> take over for you and save you unnecessary grief.

(btw - don´t mention this to cj - he just wouldn´t understand)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/18/2008 2:24:32 AM

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Dear Cali,
I have recently discovered that I enjoy the company of women who have... a bit more life experience than I do. I find that they generally know what they want, and dont try to play games (except for fun ones) My question is simple... Would it theoretically be wrong for me to have a sub that has a good 10+ years on me?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/18/2008 2:24:42 AM

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it's so sweet to see two aging old lions tottering after the fleet, lithe young gazelle.... looking longingly after them, telling each other that they could have one - could sweet talk one - into the very mouths of hell if they so wished. never mind the possible heaven and ecstasy they would also find whilst being slowly masticated and lapped.....

cue the sunset

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/18/2008 6:35:47 AM

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Dear Cali,
I have recently discovered that I enjoy the company of women who have... a bit more life experience than I do. I find that they generally know what they want, and dont try to play games (except for fun ones) My question is simple... Would it theoretically be wrong for me to have a sub that has a good 10+ years on me?

Not at all!
You're sweet, and your math is off.
45 - 23 = 22

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/18/2008 7:09:26 AM

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Would it theoretically be wrong for me to have a sub that has a good 10+ years on me?

Sssshhhh darlin', we promised we wouldn't tell anyone else.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/18/2008 7:17:45 AM

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Oh gawd RS - this is such a terrible situation. I´m sure Cali will give you wise and wonderful advice (it´s her metier after all). But she may feel she shouldn´t upset you (I know she loves you rather deeply and wouldn´t wish to hurt you).

I already did answer, post #1487. Perhaps some doddering old lions need some eyeglasses?

If the lithe young gazelle walks up and jumps into the doddering old lion's mouth, then Darwin's principle of natural selection is at work.

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