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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 11:47:55 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 1:14:35 PM   
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I think you're hot.  My friend, LadyHibiscus, will soon be meeting you.  I'm insanely jeaslous.  What should I do?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 1:16:33 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued
I think you're hot.  My friend, LadyHibiscus, will soon be meeting you.  I'm insanely jeaslous.  What should I do?


You and your friend certainly have impeccable taste.  How's your flexibility? Can you squish yourself into her carry-on bag?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 1:23:54 PM   
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quote:

How's your flexibility?  Can you squish yourself into her carry-on bag?


Well, the distance between us is a problem.  And besides, if I was squished inside her carry-on luggage, she couldn't give me blowjobs.  That's a *BIGGER* problem than distance and jealousy. :-)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 1:58:17 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 2:10:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali,
I dont fel like I am getting nearly enough blowjobs... I dont understand it, I mean, I do nice things I even cleaned stuff and everything...
How can I resolve this problem?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 2:52:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
I dont fel like I am getting nearly enough blowjobs... I dont understand it, I mean, I do nice things I even cleaned stuff and everything...  How can I resolve this problem?


Well, supergluing your zipper shut does appear to be a problem after all, doesn't it?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 2:55:45 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 3:33:06 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/20/2008 6:54:26 PM   
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LOL.  72 hours from this very moment, I will be on a plane on the first leg of my journey. 


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 12:26:07 PM   
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quote:

LadyHibiscus:
Actually, if I folded you in JUST RIGHT, the blowjob thing would not be an issue... and I could say it was a breathing treatment! 


As you can see, LadyH solved the blowjob problem.  But, I'm still very, very jealous.  'Cause... *she* gets to perv on you in person!  Hmmm.  Perhaps, after traveling in LadyH's luggage as you suggested, a threesome would solve the problem.  Yeah.  That might work.  Just a healthy, good-natured, "get it all worked out" threesome.  What do you think?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 12:30:15 PM   
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Dear Cali,

I am going to this birthday shindig and evidently I WILL nedd to be bringing toys...so what would you recommend? 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 1:00:22 PM   
ElanSubdued


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quote:

THIS from Mr. Not Polyamourous?


There's a big difference between polyamory and simply being a man-slut who appreciates two hot women.

quote:

I am going to this birthday shindig and evidently I WILL need to be bringing toys...so what would you recommend?


(With apologies to you Cali because I know this question is directed your way...)

Gee... you've already got me in your carry-on and Cali on the other end.  What more do you need?  Greedy much?    Well, okay.  True enough.  Ambiance *is* important.  So pack a few whips, floggers, paddles, crops, canes, cuffs, gags, dildoes, etc.  That'll get the job (or each other) done.  And besides.  The two of you will be too busy giving me blowjobs anyway.

Edited to add:  I just figured it out.  I'm not "Mr. Not Polyamourous", but you're Ms. Polyamourous.  And here I was thinking I'd get blowjobs all to myself.  Oops.  I'm a silly bitch.  (Not meaning to imply that you're in any way promiscuous or unselective.  Clearly you're extremely selective.  I'm in your luggage. :-)

Elan.

< Message edited by ElanSubdued -- 7/21/2008 1:31:50 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 2:55:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		What do I recommend?  I recommend that you put everything in big ziploc bags with the words "sex toys - please do not handle" in great big letters on them.  And I recommend you put on them "Bag 1", "Bag 2", etc.  Then type up an inventory list stating what is in each bag and safety pin it inside your luggage along with a photo of all the bagged toys laid out on your bed.  That way they know that you probably have another copy so nothing had better come up missing, and you know, and they know you know that they know... ya know?

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 2:58:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was kinda thinking that, Cali...  but I will NOT be including instructions for use! 

(still pondering just going with a carry-on, and being Ms Equipoise if they wave a flogger in the air...)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 3:00:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		i brought back a beautiful glass dildo from my trip earlier this month and my suitcase had been ransacked..the toy was out of it's carrying case, my clothing was a mess.  it pissed me off.  usually i get a note in my suitcase saying that it had been selected for inspection but there was none this time.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 3:04:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Our luggage gets searched ALL the time, and it's always tidy, with the little "We touched your stuff and IT'S LEGAL" note.  GRRRRRR.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 3:10:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		it is annoying, but it really got to me that some idiot with germs was touching my new glass toy.  next time i fly i'm getting luggage locks.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 3:12:32 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: DEAR CALI - 7/21/2008 3:39:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		my box of goodies from the states was opened by the australian quarantine. still massively wrapped up in it's bubble wrap (though they might have unwrapped and rewrapped). taped and strapped by the quarantine pple with their organisation written all over it. and some handy dandy little leaflets inside telling me what is/isn't allowed.

apparently graham crackers aren't contraband!

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