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OTKkindaGirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/18/2008 10:20:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: OTKkindaGirl Holes ummm, is that an offer OTK ? If so, I'll have one of each, please. awwww, you really do care!! gigglez [;)][:)]

purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 1:31:15 PM)
Dear Cali, A sweet person I know is having a birthday soon. Do you think she might like this?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 1:32:46 PM)
I want one!!!

sunshinemiss -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 1:34:16 PM)
That's funny!

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 3:01:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: purepleasure A sweet person I know is having a birthday soon. Do you think she might like this? Oh fuck yes. I mean, uhhh, the sweet person that I know doesn't really wear t-shirts, but they do have it on a tote bag as well. It's very nice in black or cream. Cali

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 4:08:43 PM)
Dear Cali, What can I do to relieve my boredom? Im just sitting around the house nekkid, all my friends are at work or live much to far away, please tell me! Bored2tears

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 4:47:32 PM)
Asher, I suggest you explore your service-submissive side. How clean are those baseboards? How about all the switchplates? Grime on the stove vent hood? Scuff marks on the chair legs? I like to use lemon scented cleaners whenever possible. C'mon, give it a try! MarthaCaliStewart

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 4:49:41 PM)
I dont even know how to find half of those things... but the kitchen and living room is clean, and the dishes done :)

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 6:09:07 PM)
You don't know how to find switchplates? You know those plastic or wood things that surrounds the light switches and the electrical outlets? The ones that tend to get grimy from hands being put on them over and over? shakes head Cali

Asherdelampyr -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/19/2008 6:18:57 PM)
those are switchplates? I thought you meant something else... those are always clean, im a bit paranoid about em :P

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 1:34:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel it's so sweet to see two aging old lions tottering after the fleet, lithe young gazelle.... looking longingly after them, telling each other that they could have one - could sweet talk one - into the very mouths of hell if they so wished. never mind the possible heaven and ecstasy they would also find whilst being slowly masticated and lapped..... cue the sunset [:)] (hiding in the tall grass) Tottering? Tottering?? Gliding gracefully through the grass was the phrase you had in mind I think young Angel. But you're right on the oral aspect (though "masticated and lapped" doesn't quite conjure up the sensual nature of this result quite as elegantly as one would wish). [;)]

KMsAngel -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 1:43:47 AM)
lol, i was continuing in the vein of lions and gazelles in grassy velds, not oral elegance!

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 7:07:49 AM)
Dear Cali, What are you doing to slow down the site?! Stop it!!! ~Whiny, the Eighth Dwarf [hi, ho [:D]]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 7:15:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Dear Cali, What are you doing to slow down the site?! Stop it!!! ~Whiny, the Eighth Dwarf [hi, ho [:D]] Whiny was so Whiny that when the dwarfs tied up snow white, she only agreed to it if Whiny was locked in the closet with a gag in his mouth. Although shes sorry bashful was there turning beet red and she wished Dopey was in the closet too cause,"hey thats my belly button ya dope".

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 8:22:27 AM)
Yup. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 8:54:25 AM)
Yup? What sort of a post is Yup? Now look, I come here for intellectual stimulation combined with a high level learning experience. And maybe the odd bit of porn. Not for "yup"! How can I admire you and desire you from afar if you say "yup"?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 9:48:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner How can I admire you and desire you from afar if you say "yup"? Okay then... Me: Oh god yessssssss oh right there, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh more more more yessssssssss oh my godddddddd mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby yessssssssssssss more pleaseeeeeeeeee UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You: You like that huh? Me: Huh, whaaaa, uhhhh... yyyyyyuuuuuupppppp. Better? Cali

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 11:28:15 AM)
That works.

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 11:32:40 AM)
Dear Cali.... ALMOST TIME!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! signed, excited

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/20/2008 11:35:28 AM)
LOL. 72 hours from this very moment, I will be on a plane on the first leg of my journey. Cali

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