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christine1 -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 4:37:49 PM)
well, that's good to know...next time i want to sneak myself somewhere intercontinentally i'll hide myself in a case of graham crackers hehe.

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 4:51:25 PM)
[sm=writing.gif] Dear Cali Congratulations on your 5,000. Sorry I missed the event, but hugs anyway. AnAdmirer

ElanSubdued -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 5:35:04 PM)
quote: LadyHibiscus: Make sure they have that red and white TSA symbol on them. FARKING BASTAGES. I swear, I used to enjoy travelling. Traveling shmaveling! You've gotten off topic. Toys, bags, labels, and airports. Who cares? Let's get back to the basics here (i.e. the logistics of you and Cali giving me blowjobs). Geesh. Put the cock away for even an instant and you two lose focus! Elan.

ElanSubdued -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 5:38:00 PM)
Dear Cali, Why would a woman worry about trivial travel details (such as transporting toys) when she could be giving blowjobs instead? Elan.

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 6:22:21 PM)
Dear Cali, Where do you think my tongue fits best when it comes to Rain...? ~Twisted-n-Tied_TheTongueIsASubblyThang

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 7:04:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued Who cares? Let's get back to the basics here (i.e. the logistics of you and Cali giving me blowjobs). Geesh. Put the cock away for even an instant and you two lose focus! I'm not entirely sure that the phrase "who cares" makes me drop to my knees and open my mouth. Perhaps a little finesse is in order. Not the way CJ uses it, mind you (click here). Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 7:06:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Where do you think my tongue fits best when it comes to Rain...? Sigh. Have you lost your manual to life? When it comes to rain, and tongue, one tips one's head back as far as possible, opens one's mouth, sticks out one's tongue, and lets the drops fall where they may. Cali

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 7:07:12 PM)
[Now you see why I'm not allowed to spong-bathe the deaf and blind anymore...]

ElanSubdued -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 10:34:54 PM)
Dear Cali, quote: I'm not entirely sure that the phrase "who cares" makes me drop to my knees and open my mouth. Perhaps a little finesse is in order. Well, I wasn't really using the phrase to entice. Rather, it was just an expression of general displeasure regarding packing too much while traveling and at focusing on airport officials instead of blowjobs. Indeed though, you are quite correct. A little "getting to know you", finesse, and romance certainly help set the mood. I'm not meaning to interrupt the lighthearted flavour of this thread, however, momentarily I'm going to be entirely serious. Cali, I apologize if my post was at all offensive. Elan.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/21/2008 11:12:53 PM)
Elan, first of all, there would be no doubt, had you offended me. It would be crystal clear. Therefore, you can surmise that you did not offend me. And second... did you read how CJ uses finesse in that link? I STILL think that was funny. [;)] And third... my humor meter might be a bit impaired at the moment... I guess deep down I am still expecting my ex to find some way to screw up my vacation. Cali

purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 5:31:45 AM)
Now, now Cali.... don't you worry your pretty little head about the ex. He gives you any trouble, he'll have a visit from a coupla freinz o' mine. [sm=boxer.gif][sm=club.gif][sm=domme.gif][sm=paddle.gif][sm=poke.gif] It'll be a conversation he won't soon forget. [sm=injured.gif] yanno whud i mean?

camille65 -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 5:34:51 AM)
Dear Cali I am so tired I think my brain leaked out of my ears, especially the left ear. Should I pop a couple of Soma and go back to sleep or should I stay awake and type nonsensical posts here at CM? Thank you, Sleepless, Brainless.... but has lovely legs.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 6:14:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Should I pop a couple of Soma and go back to sleep or should I stay awake and type nonsensical posts here at CM? My vote is for sleep. Nonsense can be so overrated. Cali

cjan -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 8:33:20 AM)
Dear Cali I recently took the advice of a girly friend of mine who suggested that I get in some vigorous exercise with another girly friend. The problem is, that when I told friend #1 how much fun I had with friend #2, she didn't seem to enjoy my, ummm, enjoyment. Friend #1 didn't e'splain to me that , although she wished me to play with friend #2, she didn't also wish for me to actually enjoy it. Are you following this, because , sometimes I have some difficulty understanding how the female brain woiks. Cofuzzledin Florida

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 8:56:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I recently took the advice of a girly friend of mine who suggested that I get in some vigorous exercise with another girly friend. The problem is, that when I told friend #1 how much fun I had with friend #2, she didn't seem to enjoy my, ummm, enjoyment. Friend #1 didn't e'splain to me that , although she wished me to play with friend #2, she didn't also wish for me to actually enjoy it. There is a difference between practicing a skill, working on your timing, bettering yourself... and being all giggly and atwitter about it. I'm just sayin'. And I understood the issue perfectly. feels boobies Maybe cuz I'm a girl. feels boobies again Yep, still a girl. rubs boobies now Oh hell yes, am I ever a girl. Ahem. Cali

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 8:59:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I recently took the advice of a girly friend of mine who suggested that I get in some vigorous exercise with another girly friend. The problem is, that when I told friend #1 how much fun I had with friend #2, she didn't seem to enjoy my, ummm, enjoyment. Friend #1 didn't e'splain to me that , although she wished me to play with friend #2, she didn't also wish for me to actually enjoy it. There is a difference between practicing a skill, working on your timing, bettering yourself... and being all giggly and atwitter about it. I'm just sayin'. And I understood the issue perfectly. feels boobies Maybe cuz I'm a girl. feels boobies again Yep, still a girl. rubs boobies now Oh hell yes, am I ever a girl. Ahem. Cali cant help them boobies when they bounce while you run or jog. or bend over during exercise.

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/22/2008 4:27:41 PM)
Boobie touching good? K. sets up the bear trap Lean over.

purepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/27/2008 7:07:37 AM)
Dear Cali, You recently celebrated the anniversary of your 29th birthday. My first question is, how did you enjoy the Sybian? My second question is, how is your butt feeling? Any lingering tingling or numbness?

ResidentSadist -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/27/2008 10:34:12 AM)
Dear Cali, Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Cali Happy birthday to you Wish I was there in person to give you b-day spankings! XOXO Kalon Eric [sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif] [sm=cute.gif][sm=candles.gif][sm=cute.gif] [sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif][sm=cheering.gif] Many spanks from the spanking troup of Florida [sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif] wish I was there to give you these in person xoxoxo

ThundersCry -> RE: DEAR CALI (7/27/2008 10:44:43 AM)
Ya...HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cali.. Theres a thread around here and folks are trying to make a name for cjan.. Talk about a smooth talking man, getting 5 ladies to come to him..his name is really quite easy to come up with... SLUT!

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