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LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:34:01 PM)
Can I fuck you after Greedy? Can I watch?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:34:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: awakenednj Dear Cali- Thank you for directing me here yourself. I assure you- my Master is quite pleased with my blowjobs- both skill and frequency. I do not at this time have a particular question for you, but if you have any general advice you'd like to share I will gladly take it to heart. So if you doubled the frequency of blowjobs he would not be even more pleased??? Uh huh, that's what I thought. Try it and see. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:36:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Can I fuck you after Greedy? Can I watch? We can do the whole "girls night" thing... you know, where the guys think we sit around polishing our nails and crap like that. Heh heh heh, if they only knew. The back door is open, hon. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:37:29 PM)
hauls ass to Cali's

LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:37:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Can I fuck you after Greedy? Can I watch? We can do the whole "girls night" thing... you know, where the guys think we sit around polishing our nails and crap like that. Heh heh heh, if they only knew. The back door is open, hon. Cali Awesome. I'll bring the beer.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:38:15 PM)
Over three thousand miles... that back door is gonna be open for a while! Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:41:43 PM)
but OH so worth it ;)

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:43:50 PM)
Awwwwww. Just close your eyes if you see anything sparkly! No distractions on the way! Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 10:10:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Awwwwww. Just close your eyes if you see anything sparkly! No distractions on the way! Cali Darlin'.... YOU are sparkly enough to keep me focused :)

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 1:27:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Can I fuck you after Greedy? Can I watch? Dear Cali Fuck watching - can I fuck you and GT? (Not, you understand, contemporaneously). Enlightened PS This is not a request for advice, this is just a request.

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 1:30:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick where is your little blond 20-something strumpet? Shouldn't she be giving you a blow job? Cali Dear Cali I am trying to teach a young blonde Russian girl to speak English but she keeps trying to put my dick in her mouth. This interrupts my kindly attempts to make her a better person. What should I do? Teacher

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 6:40:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner I am trying to teach a young blonde Russian girl to speak English but she keeps trying to put my dick in her mouth. This interrupts my kindly attempts to make her a better person. What should I do? You are under the misguided impression that teaching her to speak English, other than the phrase "more please" and "oh baby do it harder", will make her a better person. Silly boy. Be quiet and drop trou. While I cannot presume to speak for GT, well, actually, yes, I think I can, the answer to your other request is "yep yep yep". Cali

Jeffff -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 6:43:26 AM)
Dear Cali; It is possible that " rough anal sex" can sometimes be a better answer than " blow job"? Wondering in Chicago

LittleMeganV -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 6:50:14 AM)
Dear Cali, Why is the sky blue, laser hair zapping hurt, and I have so many random pointless curiosities? Curious cat thats 8 lives in the hole.

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 7:42:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick While I cannot presume to speak for GT, well, actually, yes, I think I can, the answer to your other request is "yep yep yep". Cali yeah! what Cali said!!

CreativeDominant -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 7:58:50 AM)
Dear Cali... Where have all the flowers gone?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 8:04:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff It is possible that " rough anal sex" can sometimes be a better answer than " blow job"? These two items do not cancel each other out. Blow job, then rough anal sex (call meeeeeeeee). This isn't rocket science you know. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 8:05:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LittleMeganV Why is the sky blue, laser hair zapping hurt, and I have so many random pointless curiosities? Why are you asking so many questions when you could be giving blowjobs? Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 8:07:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant Where have all the flowers gone? Try 1-800-FLOWERS. And because I know you want to know, but perhaps might have been too shy to ask, I like yellow roses the best, but there are some really beautiful ones that are a combination of pink and peach too. Edited to say... yes, chicks like flowers after blowjobs. lol. Cali

LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/12/2008 8:48:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick While I cannot presume to speak for GT, well, actually, yes, I think I can, the answer to your other request is "yep yep yep". Cali yeah! what Cali said!! And If I am included, I say HELL YEAH. If I am not included, I say why the hell NOT?

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