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CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 11:54:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff In a recent thread, a well known male poster hit on me. Is it ok if I Don't get a blow job from him? Yes it's okay, but only if you force him to get a chick to do it to you instead. I mean a girl, a GIRL, not necessarily a chick, I mean, uhhhh, mmmmm, ohhhhhhhh, well... call me. Cali

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 12:39:18 PM)
Dear Cali, Is it just me, or are there overtures here indicating that you're not getting enough fun? I hear checkers is still popular. [;)]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 12:41:28 PM)
Geez Cali, I already sent you the pics. I got to be nice and send notes too?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 1:33:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Is it just me, or are there overtures here indicating that you're not getting enough fun? I hear checkers is still popular. [;)] There (call me) might (call me) be (call me) some (call me) truth (call me) to the statement (call me) that I am not (call me) getting enough fun. (call me) Checkers is only fun when I'm flicking one and beaning someone in the head with it. Cali (call me)

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 1:34:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 I already sent you the pics. I got to be nice and send notes too? Excuse me Missy, you did NOT send me pictures. You probably didn't give anybody a blowjob either. Cali

Lumus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 1:34:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick There (call me) might (call me) be (call me) some (call me) truth (call me) to the statement (call me) that I am not (call me) getting enough fun. (call me) Cali (call me) waits for the cmail

subtee -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 3:07:45 PM)
Dear Cali; I'm afraid I may have a problem. It seems my flirt gun is misfiring...I've been lobbing come hither grenades and even when I hit a target, they come away unscathed. They don't even know I've delivered a direct hit "hit on" and they're not dazed, not confused... Signed, Wantonly left wanting...

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 3:32:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I'm afraid I may have a problem. It seems my flirt gun is misfiring...I've been lobbing come hither grenades blah blah blah blah blah Stop firing and start sucking. Cali

xxblushesxx -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 4:54:08 PM)
Dear Cali; May I just say, you're my hero... or in a way you may understand better; ou muh ero... I'm just sayin'...

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 4:56:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx May I just say, ..... ou muh ero My dear, lovely, sweet Christina... Yes you may say so, as often as you like, and, gosh, I'm so proud, you're such a good girl (in that slutty way that we like). Keep your lips wet and your mouth full. Cali

sapphirepleasure -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 5:37:49 PM)
Dear Cali, How do you type so well with your hands tied behind your back??? sp

Sundowner -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 5:44:51 PM)
Dear Cali I do not have a problem. Well not one I can share anyway. This is just to say I have now seen - for the first time - the phrase "doing a Cali" used elsewhere (not our elsewhere, I mean somewhere else) to refer to the job with which, if I may say, you seem obsessed. Have you had counselling? Would it help to work out your distressing fantasies on someone ......... I happen to be available by chance.. You must be so proud. (About being part of the vernacular, not because I'm available for a blowjob). Impressed

lusciouslips19 -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 5:52:00 PM)
Dear Cali, Sirs son is in town so I wont see him til the weekend. What should I do during this time "without"? waiting in Chitown

LadyHibiscus -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 7:29:24 PM)
Call Domi and give him a blowjob?

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 7:35:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sapphirepleasure How do you type so well with your hands tied behind your back??? Talented nips. And ahem, young lady, I see your mouth open and empty. You're shirking your duty. Get on it sister. Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 7:43:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner I do not have a problem. Well not one I can share anyway. Take some penicillin for that. quote: This is just to say I have now seen - for the first time - the phrase "doing a Cali" used elsewhere (not our elsewhere, I mean somewhere else) to refer to the job with which, if I may say, you seem obsessed. Have you had counselling? I am missing how you have made the leap from the discharge of good advice to... obsession and the need for counseling... enlighten me? Are you trying to say that you do not feel better after a blowjob? You don't like wet lips wrapped around your cock? I can refer you to a counselor if you like. quote: Would it help to work out your distressing fantasies on someone ......... I happen to be available by chance.. You must be so proud. (About being part of the vernacular, not because I'm available for a blowjob). Ahh, I see what this is all about. You would like to get it straight from the original. (call me). You must not have been following my posts for very long, or else you would know that a simple "wanna fuck" works quite well. (call me). And by the way... where is your little blond 20-something strumpet? Shouldn't she be giving you a blow job? Cali

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 7:45:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Sirs son is in town so I wont see him til the weekend. What should I do during this time "without"? I concur with LadyH. I think the domidong needs some attention. But be careful, I heard that he leaves it dirty and the last girl that got the dong treatment, well, let's say she left a little colder than she arrived. So give good head, and leave quickly while you still can do it under your own power. Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:02:15 PM)
Dear Cali... wanna fuck?

awakenednj -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:33:04 PM)
Dear Cali- Thank you for directing me here yourself. I assure you- my Master is quite pleased with my blowjobs- both skill and frequency. I do not at this time have a particular question for you, but if you have any general advice you'd like to share I will gladly take it to heart.

CalifChick -> RE: DEAR CALI (3/11/2008 8:33:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Dear Cali... wanna fuck? Awwww, sweetie! I thought you'd never ask! I'll leave the back door open for you (uhhh, the back DOOR, err, ummm, yeah, that). Cali (totally NOT interested in a blow job reference on this reply)

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