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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 9:54:01 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		i was poisoned at birth....and i still dont wear stilettos....im too old and my balance is terrible...

my mother said it was probably a black bumble bee...she is the bug expert....outside in her garden all day...and often bit/stung.

the spot is so small and looks like when you get blood test done...just a tiny red dot.  nothing to pull out so i think it was a bite.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:07:14 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:07:59 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:13:04 PM   
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I find myself picked upon greatly around these here parts. Any advice?


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:15:04 PM   
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Cali will give you wise advice.

But in the meantime, ask yourself WWAJD?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:16:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
I find myself picked upon greatly around these here parts. Any advice?


Try clearasil, will clear that right up.  And stop picking, it only makes scars.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:16:42 PM   
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I need a clue. Are they on sale anywhere this weekend?

Unclaimed Pimpette.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:18:06 PM   
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Cali will give you wise advice.

But in the meantime, ask yourself WWAJD?


Hmmmmm....now what would ol Angelina do? Tough one.....


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:18:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
I need a clue. Are they on sale anywhere this weekend?


I give you a couple for free.

1.  Size matters.
2.  He won't pull out.
3.  It's not the first time and it won't be the last.
4.  In the end, there's always chocolate eclairs.
5.  Pimp Daddy and the Pimpettes love you bunches.


Cali



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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 12:21:51 PM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 2:04:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Greetings Cali ' licious....
I{m back in good ole Peru... and I keep running into my old boyfriends... Jesus they are everywhere!  What should I do? 

Help me senorita!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 2:33:37 PM   
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sunnymiss, feel free to FedEx me some of those tea leaves with wondrous powers. You can keep the boys.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/4/2008 3:15:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
I{m back in good ole Peru... and I keep running into my old boyfriends.




Get the brakes on your car checked.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/5/2008 1:06:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Will I ever have the opportunity to live vicariously through a future adventure of GT's ... seein' as how the Argentinian left before anything could happen?



Well, I have several living vicariously through me right now, would you like to join the pack?


Cali



Dear Cali,

Your offer presents a dilemma, of sorts, and generates two more questions. First, do you have wonderful sexual adventures of the naughty kind with a hot studly type? And secondly, if I join the pack, can I bring my camera?

My dilemma is how to respond without knowing the answers to the questions. A catch 22 of sorts. But...then again, this is the "Dear Cali" forum...so I suppose it isn't unrealistic of me to have my questions answered. True? Oh dear. That's question number 3 for this post. I hope there isn't a quota or I'm screwed! And not in the naughty sexually adventerous with a hot studly type kinda way too. Ah...*sighs*...I look forward to the wisdom and benevolence of your thoughtful response.



Cordially, but with much fondness
'bloomer


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/5/2008 6:11:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Your offer presents a dilemma, of sorts, and generates two more questions. First, do you have wonderful sexual adventures of the naughty kind with a hot studly type?


Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

quote:


And secondly, if I join the pack, can I bring my camera?


Yes.

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True?


Yes.

Three yeses.  Not so difficult.

Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 1:12:28 AM   
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...   Three yeses.  Not so difficult.

Cali



Dear Cali,

'Kay...where do I sign up?

I need details in order to live vicariously!!!!!!!!!!! Details. Lotsa lotsa deatils. Explicit, no-holds-barred kinda details. Yup. And then more details. *grins*

Oh. And did I mention I wuz/am jealous? I want wonderful sexual adventures of the naughty kind with a hot studly type!!!!!!!!!!!! *whines*

I have a zoom lens....ya know...for close-up type photos. :)

I await. Aquiver in anticipation.

Yours truly,
'blooms


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 9:40:30 AM   
CalifChick


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 12:43:26 PM   
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The next showing will be in Las Vegas.  October 16-19. 


Cali




I gotsta wait that long?!?!? *pout*  At least Vegas is a popular destination for people here...maybe there will be a seat sale...

*walks off mumbling to herself*


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 12:48:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Cali..

How can I convince Sundowner to hire me as his PA?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 1:13:09 PM   
CalifChick


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How can I convince Sundowner to hire me as his PA?


You can't.  I'm first in line, and he won't hire me.  Never mix personal relationships with business.


Cali




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