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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 8:34:33 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: subtee
I am sick of being horny. What is the point...when there is no...point?


Subtee, darlin', I found it harddddddddd to believe that a hawt, sexy, smart, funny, got-it-going-on chick like yerself doesn't have the men beating down your door.  Seriously..........

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/6/2008 8:35:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Do I have your permission to bitch-slap a certain arrogant twat who, in all likelihood, isn't what they claim to be? (Mainly "dominant".) Whose only purpose here appears to be to get their jollies? A person who likely has no idea what they would do if they had an actual submissive? I'm sure you know of the one I mean. ;)


Actually, no I don't know who you mean (but feel free to mail me the details on the other side). 


Cali


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/7/2008 7:06:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Do I have your permission to bitch-slap a certain arrogant twat who, in all likelihood, isn't what they claim to be? (Mainly "dominant".) Whose only purpose here appears to be to get their jollies? A person who likely has no idea what they would do if they had an actual submissive? I'm sure you know of the one I mean. ;)


Actually, no I don't know who you mean (but feel free to mail me the details on the other side). 


Cali



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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/7/2008 8:02:35 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/7/2008 8:22:23 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/15/2008 9:35:36 PM   
DDraigeuraid


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Status: offline 		Dear cali.  Not wanting to let the thread die an unglorious nevermind.

My meeting with the lady in Texas didn't go well.  While her daughters are great, I had about as much Miley Cyrus and Mary Kate and Ashley as I could stomach.  The lady and I didn't hit it off as well as we thought we would.  Am I destined to be just a horny, unfulfilled old man?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/15/2008 9:40:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Nah, you could always kill miley and mary kate and ashley, and you'd be one of the most adored men alive.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/15/2008 9:42:47 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
The lady and I didn't hit it off as well as we thought we would.  Am I destined to be just a horny, unfulfilled old man?



Dear, sweet, Dragon...

Oh ye of bad timing.  Someone else has already snatched me up whilst you were off losing brain cells to the Olsen bunch.  *sigh*  We could have danced, we could have laughed, we could have loved.  Alas, it is not to be.  The fates conspired against us.

The next time the past revisits you, take a moment to notice that the sharp edges are blurred by the faded spectacles of Father Time. As far as your destiny goes, I hear Father Time, Santa and the Tooth Fairy are having a little powwow and trying to convince Mistress Destiny to pull something a little better for you out of her little blue bag.

Patience, my friend.

Edited to say:  Please tell me that at least you got a blowjob out of the deal.  C'mon, make me proud.

 
 
Cali

< Message edited by CalifChick -- 9/15/2008 9:43:50 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/15/2008 9:54:00 PM   
DDraigeuraid


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/15/2008 9:57:42 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid
Not even a blowjob my dear.



Wow.  No blowjob?  NO BLOWJOB?        Is it time to turn in your Domly Dom Card? 


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/15/2008 10:20:43 PM   
DDraigeuraid


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Status: offline 		Nah, just wasn't the right time...place.  Hard  (ok, yeah, it was hard) but with 4 FOUR little ones in the house?
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 5:18:56 AM   
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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 6:35:38 AM   
cjan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee
I am sick of being horny. What is the point...when there is no...point?


Subtee, darlin', I found it harddddddddd to believe that a hawt, sexy, smart, funny, got-it-going-on chick like yerself doesn't have the men beating down your door.  Seriously..........

Cali



Cali, I volunteer to, as you say, "take one for the team" and do tee...over and over and over again. I  hereby authorize you to pimp me out.


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 6:38:53 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Oh, CJ, we appreciate the sacrifices (cough) you're willing to make.  Consider yourself pimped out and go get her!


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 6:59:11 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		 Dear Cali,

My various attempts re tee have been fruitless. Perhaps charm, wit, flattery and my oral skills references are the wrong approach with her. On the other hand, I hesitate to employ the caveman grunting and dragging off by the hair to my lair approach with such a one, but...ya nevah know, yanno ?

What to do, what to do...

ThePacer


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 7:06:07 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: cjan
I hesitate to employ the caveman grunting and dragging off by the hair to my lair approach with such a one, but...ya nevah know, yanno ?


Ohhh, trust meeeeeeeeeee... the caveman grunt, grab the hair right up by the head, pull so she's bent over, has no choice but to follow you down the hall, where you push her down onto the spanking bench/bed/couch/whatever, flip up her skirt, and "have your way with her", that is so fucking hawt and you do it so well.... I mean... errrrrr... I think that would work just fine.



Cali
(is it getting hot in here?)


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 7:06:10 AM   
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caveman grunting and dragging off by the hair to my lair approach with such a one


*melt*


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 8:21:50 AM   
cjan


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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 8:58:57 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Personally I love a good grunt.

I also love a man in a kilt. 

Yet I remain steadfastly single!  Hmmmm  maybe Tee and I could hook up?  nah...  our hotness would synergize and it would just be scary. 

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:08:23 AM   
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