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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:12:16 AM

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*perk* men in kilts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Cali.. some 27 yr old emailed me, saying he may (MAY) be moving to this area and wants to get to know me. When I said friends first, he stopped emailing me.. *snort*

Why cant some of these twits understand that if we cant be friends we cant be anything else?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:13:13 AM

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Well, judging from my track record... they would all become gay! Good thing I share with my friends, eh Bear!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:13:36 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Mebbe I should send her cock pics... ?

Now CJ, Darlin'... you wouldn't want to scare her with your throbbing tower of manhood. If you do what I said earlier, push her down, take her from behind, have it kind of "sneak up" on her.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:20:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Dear Cali.. some 27 yr old emailed me, saying he may (MAY) be moving to this area and wants to get to know me. When I said friends first, he stopped emailing me.. *snort* Why cant some of these twits understand that if we cant be friends we cant be anything else?

Dear Miss GT:

One small hint that might work: take the "fuckbuddies wanted" line out of your profile. Just sayin'.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:22:52 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Mebbe I should send her cock pics... ?

Now CJ, Darlin'... you wouldn't want to scare her with your throbbing tower of manhood. If you do what I said earlier, push her down, take her from behind, have it kind of "sneak up" on her.

Cali

<Lying in bed smoking a cigarette> Mmmm, thank you Sir may I have another?

< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 9/16/2008 9:23:18 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 9:22:54 AM

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*erased*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 10:27:56 AM

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This is kinda serious (not about blow jobs), because I know you're really good at etiquette. My neighbor is dating my brother and I only know her in that context. We're celebrating her b-day. What can I give her since I don't really know her?

Ktanks.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 1:16:33 PM

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Subtee, dear, I think you missed post 1873 and the following posts in this thread (should be about one page back). We'll wait while you go and read it...

Now, gift-giving etiquette... since she is dating your brother, I'm guessing you know a little bit about her, or at least enough about him to know what he likes to do. She will probably share at least SOME of those likes. On this, I would confirm with the brother.

Do they like to watch movies? How about a DVD, some microwave popcorn, some giant boxes of candy (my dollar store carries them in giant sizes), a couple of bottles of soda, etc., all put into a clean, empty popcorn bucket (I'm sure you can score one from a movie theatre manager... just show some cleavage).

Do they drink wine? If so, how about a bottle or two of wine, two wineglasses, some brie, some nice water crackers, green grapes and red grapes, two linen napkins, etc., all put in either a large tub (Target has metal and copper tubs, some embossed, that are for chilling bottles) or in a nice basket.

If they are more along the lines of beer drinkers, you could do something similar with beer, two steins, pretzels and peanuts, etc., in a metal bucket.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/16/2008 2:22:19 PM

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See how good you are? And those were excellent ideas too.

Holy ego boost Batman, and somebody spank me, I missed shit ton over the last couple pages...

You guys turn me on...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/19/2008 10:09:21 PM

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Dear Cali,

Will things happen as I hope, pray and expect they will? :)

You do have a crystal ball...don't you? *hopeful look*

With much respect and admiration

'bloomer

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/19/2008 11:13:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Will things happen as I hope, pray and expect they will? :)

Things will happen as you deserve.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 3:28:25 AM

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Dear Cali,

Thank you! That works for me. :)

Gratefully,
'bloomer

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 9:12:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Will things happen as I hope, pray and expect they will? :)

Things will happen as you deserve.

Cali

I am so screwed.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 9:18:06 AM

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I am so screwed.

lucky you!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 9:19:00 AM

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Faery is SO HILIAROUS! HA HAHAHAHAHA!

HA!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 12:39:15 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Will things happen as I hope, pray and expect they will? :)

Things will happen as you deserve.

I am so screwed.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to catch that. I think we're all screwed. LOL!

Caliente

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 12:45:23 PM

GreedyTop

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Dear Cali..

I miss you, and the rest of the pimpettes...

is it time for CaliBirthday 09 yet?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 12:50:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I miss you, and the rest of the pimpettes... is it time for CaliBirthday 09 yet?

I miss you guys too. Next year, everybody has to take a week off for it! If we do a Wednesday to Tuesday like I did this year, and the start is July 22, then it's:

305 days, or
26,352,000 seconds, or
439,200 minutes, or
7320 hours, or
43 weeks (rounded down)

So... hmmm... a little longer than it takes to have a baby!

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 12:52:50 PM

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*taps foot impatiently*

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RE: DEAR CALI - 9/20/2008 1:35:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: L8bloomer
Will things happen as I hope, pray and expect they will? :)

Things will happen as you deserve.

I am so screwed.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to catch that. I think we're all screwed. LOL!

Caliente

Oh I got it. I just chose to see it in a different light. :) This sounds entirely immodest (not the norm for me) but I am deserving.

The universe is telling me I'm on the right path and I know this because I am not experiencing the usual angst and questions. I'm just accepting it all. I've never felt so liberated and free before, which is quite ironic in its own way. :)

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