RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit

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softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 3:40:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Stephann "Let's Fuck." "Fuck You." "That's the plan." thats why I want you .... such a logical view of the world

womyn -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 3:49:18 PM)
"Either that wallpaper goes or I do." (Last words of Oscar Wilde on his deathbed)

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 3:53:32 PM)
of course I believe in safe sex ... I have a hand rail around the bed

womyn -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 3:56:57 PM)
"And after the spanking.... the Oral Sex!!"

Lumus -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 4:05:37 PM)
Safe sex? Ok, I'll put the condom on my cock; you put the paper bag over your head.

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 4:20:54 PM)
a vanilla ... but filthy vanilla so not as you'd notice .. was doing this girl he picked up at a bar ... right over her kitchen counter ,, and she tried to make the coffee she had genuinely invited him in for Girl ... Please let me see your face ... I hate this position ... I cant see you Him .. oh of course .. how rude of me noises of rustling Him ... tossing his campus ID card down on the kitchen counter .. there you go ,., now you can see my face

hejira92 -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 4:32:24 PM)
I shaved my legs for this?

womyn -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 4:55:01 PM)
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."

Cuffkinks -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 9:25:08 PM)
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'm gonna take over!"

Kana -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 9:32:51 PM)
I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven

SteelofUtah -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/11/2008 11:50:36 PM)
This was a Post in another forum posted with permission. "Adam, has anyone ever told you that even if you cock was as big as you think it is, still no one here would give a fuck what you had to say." Hope this qualifies because this morning I had to buy a New Wireless keyboard. Soaked the other one with Root Beer.

softness -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/12/2008 3:32:44 AM)
Him: .. what do I want from you? Me ... errr turn up .. bring tits? Him .. Good girl ..

SteelofUtah -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/12/2008 4:36:58 AM)
"Is it so wrong that I want to get to know and respect you as a person and still think about you naked while I masturbate." "Do you realize that up till now I thought your breasts were talking to me?" "There were times before we broke up that it was all I could do just to pretend your cock brought me pleasure like you Fathers did." (Not as bad as it sounds she was not his Mom she just slept with his dad) "Thomas, I am sick of you sniffing my panties, if you want to do that go and buy your own." Person 1: "If you dad saw this what do you think he would say?" Person 2: "Why are you so worried?" Person 1: "Oh I'm not worried I just wonder if he'd be cool with it." Person 2: " You know I doubt my father would be okay with you tying me up and beating me." Person 1: "Good point, So when are they coming home?" Person 2: "Like I give a shit."

MadameMarque -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 6:13:55 AM)
"How did I fail Women's Studies? I love bitches!" - from How High, screenplay by Dustin Abraham

MadameMarque -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 6:16:54 AM)
“You may never murder a guest while he is in your home. It is much more polite to get him off the premises, first, by sending him on an impossible mission, from which you are quite certain he cannot return, alive.” - Miss Manners aka Judith Martin

MadameMarque -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 6:20:25 AM)
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." - Groucho Marx

Aylee -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 2:05:25 PM)
"If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot." -- Donna Gephart

mnottertail -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 2:07:07 PM)
Ha! Ron

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 2:11:34 PM)
I believe it was Zsa Zsa Gabor who said "A man is not complete until he gets married. Then he's finished."

sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 2:12:29 PM)
"I'd smack you, but shit splatters"

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