RE: Brevity *is* the soul of wit

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sweetwenchie -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 2:15:06 PM)
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” - Oscar Wilde “She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.” - Oscar Wilde

hejira92 -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 5:40:49 PM)
A classic: Lady: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea. Wnston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

thornhappy -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 8:33:26 PM)
Seen on a bumper sticker... "A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a few good tokes, and your sweet body." Not on bumper sticker.. "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." thornhappy

Venatrix -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 8:47:27 PM)
"Drink till he's cute."

Aylee -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/13/2008 9:32:17 PM)
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull? "Wanna fuck?" -- Why would I fuck you, Your hand won't! You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. You know, you could be arrested for trying to impersonate a human being, asshole, so why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it?!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Brevity is* the soul of wit* (3/14/2008 1:22:22 AM)
Pleasure Heals. I love that.

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