darchChylde
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Joined: 9/28/2006 From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco. Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: MistressVnus quote:
Would you be so kind as to explain to wittle ole' me? I would. It sounds like your commentating on a fashioin show, with you being the model, and doing your own description walking down the runway. I can see your left hand running from shoulder to boots while doing the description. Then, after your last comment on comfort, turning like a diva , and walking (strutting) back up the runway. It's my artistic interpretation or your narration. So, lighten up. If you read it (what you wrote) and forget yourself..... just do a visual, I think you will see and appreciate the interpretation. You seem to be a person of open perceptions. *snooty, disembodied voice* Yes gentlemen, it is possible to be comfortable and look good at the same time. darch, why don't you pull your shirt up and show us your stomach? *waits a second as the model follows instruction* See? Massive, isn't it. Now watch as he tucks the shirt in and pulls it out a bit for breathing room. *another pregnant pause* See? No more unsightly curves!!! This also works with t-shirts and you can even go untucked for that hipster look. Remember, jeans and an oxford are perfect for you or the urban redneck in your life.
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