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Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 1:16:09 PM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		  Okay, there are one zillion and thirty-seven male/female couples seeking single bi females to begin a poly
houseshold... i know the bi single females exist, i've seen them in the very first glimsp of sunrise in a meadow, during the spring. (Yeah Beltain!)
   Since they are truely out there, we searching couples should come to one convient place where the would-be- poly-singles can pick and choose at their leasure...Maybe even do speed dating or funny cooking classes? Or we could set up little psuedo habitats similar to our real homes, like at the zoo...
   We want them, so let's make it simple, any other ideas? Bright plumage?

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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 1:24:56 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 1:31:12 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 1:45:49 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 1:47:40 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:01:25 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:05:24 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:07:33 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:17:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		so Cali, i'm getting the secret bait for single bi females is shoes? i don't remember liking shoes in my own single days... it is i that be confused.

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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:21:52 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:27:03 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:30:13 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 2:37:36 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 3:01:26 PM   
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The birkenstock reference was from the game show $10,000 Pyramid way back when... the person giving the clue said "shoes that lesbians wear" and the other person immediately said "Birkenstocks!" - which was the correct answer.  It made it onto at least one "Funniest TV Moments" shows.

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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 3:55:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains

Okay, there are one zillion and thirty-seven male/female couples seeking single bi females to begin a poly
houseshold
Disclaimer- yes this is random stupidity.


i want to know where you got your statistics from for verification :P

let me see how was i attracted hmmmmmmmmm ahh thats it get the girl very very drunk :P

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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 3:58:48 PM   
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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 4:01:29 PM   
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Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out and your SO sneaks in.  i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes.



Frankenfurter?!



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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 4:03:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out and your SO sneaks in.  i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes.



Frankenfurter?!





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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 4:04:21 PM   
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quote:

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quote:

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Make her think she's going to get to go out with me, then when we are in the bedroom with the lights out; i sneak out and your SO sneaks in.  i perform this service for $19.95 and a pack of smokes.



Frankenfurter?!




Nope, Riff Raff


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RE: Unicorn hunting - 3/12/2008 4:05:56 PM   
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dammit janet

god ive gotta listen to the sound track now damn you i was gonna go to bed


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