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The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 1:47:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous redhead eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.  Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair.

"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.

They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night.

The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.

The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!"  

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 2:46:38 AM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 3:29:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Is that anything like "groan"???   lol

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 3:34:04 AM   
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Gwyn,
who is squicked that the gal didnt sanitize her eye before popping it into place....

yeah my ocd is showing. LOL

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 5:58:21 AM   
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A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous redhead eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.  Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair.

"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.

They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night.

The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.

The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!"  

~DDC


 

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 12:14:29 PM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/13/2008 9:29:49 PM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/14/2008 4:24:04 AM   
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that is awful.....

Gwyn,
who is squicked that the gal didnt sanitize her eye before popping it into place....

yeah my ocd is showing. LOL


yea and its still squicking me yuck

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/14/2008 6:27:24 AM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/14/2008 9:05:10 AM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/14/2008 1:07:43 PM   
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oh god! skull fuck!!!!


"Every day another grandmother is skullfucked" http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull

I shit you not.. this was actualy in congress!

"I'm sick of skull fucking"  *just chuckles*

did anyone count how many times he said skull fucking?


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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/14/2008 4:09:59 PM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/14/2008 6:08:43 PM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/15/2008 4:27:31 PM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/15/2008 6:58:31 PM   
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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/16/2008 3:24:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Im just chuckling how often the word squick is being used in this thread
It's not squicking if the hole's already there.

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 3/16/2008 11:49:13 PM   
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Is that anything like "groan"???   lol

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omg - did i do that? of course i did, ... and it wasn't intentional.  Can only plead the sleep deprivation defence.  That's where i've been since then ... sleeping.

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RE: The Gorgeous Redhead - 4/7/2008 9:24:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		squick in the ocd sense makes a lot of sense especially to those who are highly ocd about cleanliness so yeah that kinda squicked me as well

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