LilMissHaven
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Joined: 12/19/2007 Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday Pretty much... But there's always some creepy little kid there, picking his nose or doing something else equally as disgusting. Kids and old men... They follow me in droves, I tell you. That's another thing I hate.. When old men OLDER than my father hit on me and I can't get a guy remotely CLOSE to my age to pay me a second glance. If I was into chicks I'd hit on you, would you settle for being fixed up with my older brother? lmao nobody warn her he's a pain in the butt LMAO! I can deal with that... I threaten them with my talons of doom... However... Is he older than 35? And if he is, then is he rich? And if he is, then does he take long business trips out of the country so I can hire a cute little cabana boy? If you answered yes, consider me betrothed happily! (Who said arranged marriages don't work?) He is 28, far from rich (he's in the Army), single dad of 3 kids all under the age of 4. He's over protective, bossy and his big ass feet are always in the way. But, my friends think he's HOT! I'm working on getting their eyes checked.
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