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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

Hmmm... Not rich... With kids (eek!!).. and big feet... You know what they say about big feet, eh? ;-) AND he has three kids, so he's gotta be good at something... 

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ORIGINAL: LilMissHaven


He is 28, far from rich (he's in the Army), single dad of 3 kids all under the age of 4.  He's over protective, bossy and his big ass feet are always in the way. 

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh*& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..)
That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh?

Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better?

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty


Haha!  i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site!  Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:((

sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin'

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ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn

LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma!
All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll:
"i swear to the heavens, if You do knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!"
"Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!"
Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!!
b.~

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh*& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..)
That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh?

Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better?

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty


Haha!  i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site!  Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:((

sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin'

Just sayin'...........

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

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ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn

LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma!
All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll:
"i swear to the heavens, if You do knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!"
"Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!"
Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!!
b.~

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh*& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..)
That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh?

Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better?

Oh, man, LMAO. That reminds me of my momma.. she had a Southern accent until I was about ten, and she'd always say, "Do you want me to knock you into next week?!" And I always knew I was in trouble 'cause she used the *gasp* dreaded MIDDLE NAME! My life was over then... Especially if she had the hair brush or fly swatter in her hand...

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty


Haha!  i thought i was the only clumsy one on this site!  Speaking of curbs, one time i was walking to the trunk of my car which was at the edge of a curb & i tripped/fell under the car! Worst part there were a bunch of folks on the rooftop smoking who saw me:( Despite the fact that i tried to play it off and appear like i was checking my muffler <wipes dirt off clothes saying, "Yep, underneath's ok.", they hollered down to ask if i was ok:((

sorta suprising they didn't laugh so hard they fell off the roof..... just sayin'

Just sayin'...........

LMAO!!!

the laundry gods are kind today...for once i did not have a mouthful of coffee!!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i hate that i have to start doing the taxes

but i am so proud of me for not waiting till the last minute

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i hate that i have to start doing the taxes

but i am so proud of me for not waiting till the last minute

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

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ORIGINAL: lalbobbilynn

LOL, i am Your dream table then Lady!! i am the refined ghetto Momma!
All loud and puffed up, as my neck goes in a Cobra roll:
"i swear to the heavens, if You do knock that mess off, i will grab Your lil self by the sruff, and take You back to the van and knock it off for You, You understand me child?!!? Then we will come back in here (pointing to You) and that Lady is gonna take You in the back and make You wash the dishes 'cause someone else ate our food, and i ain't payin' for it!!"
"Ohhh and Jesus is watchin' You too!!"
Gotta love a Momma's guilt trip!!!!! Roll with what works!!!!
b.~

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ORIGINAL: Monkeyontuesday

LOL! I love it! Kids are cute sometimes.. When they're not screaming and crying and throwing sh*& all over the floor.. (I work in a restaurant..)
That's another thing I hate! Maybe I'll get creative and write my three page essay on what I hate people doing in restaurants, but for now: if your kid throws crackers and crayons and whatever else all over the floor, TIP EXTRA! We have to clean that up and I get paid two bucks an hour. No joke. So give us a break, huh?

Oh yeah, and I hate random bruises like the one on my knee that showed up out of nowhere... Any takers to kiss it better?

Oh, man, LMAO. That reminds me of my momma.. she had a Southern accent until I was about ten, and she'd always say, "Do you want me to knock you into next week?!" And I always knew I was in trouble 'cause she used the *gasp* dreaded MIDDLE NAME! My life was over then... Especially if she had the hair brush or fly swatter in her hand...

My favorite momma quote was and still is

Girl if I have to get out of this chair to make you stop you won't be sitting for a month.  Thank goodness my mother was asthmatic and I wasn't. lol

I should really one day call and say I'm sorry

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I hate it when male subs contact me, begging to serve me, after they've viewed my profile.  .....

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I hate it when male subs contact me, begging to serve me, after they've viewed my profile.  .....

I could never be angry with you, Darling!



I hate it when GT gets angry with me ....