RE: I love it when.....

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: I love it when.....

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: I love it when.....

Page: << < prev 64 65 [66] 67 68 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 8:31:55 AM

Sundowner

Posts: 2549
Joined: 3/11/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

HAH!! and you give ME a hard time about my 'poor English'

Swats GT very noticeably

(I'm not sure who's pink and who's green, but you get the idea).

And if you want the re-write work I've just been doing for you, on your knees bitch!

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 1301

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 8:43:08 AM

Sundowner

Posts: 2549
Joined: 3/11/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

ok. all good!!

so now that you think i'm not scary can i sneak up and scare you one day?

Ah - the trouble is I think ALL girls are actually rather scary - I can't ever get the courage to ask for a date. And to have a beautiful one sneak up behind me .......... oooooh

(in reply to KMsAngel)

Profile

Post #: 1302

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 8:49:48 AM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

nope.. I'm at work... no kneeling here (unless I'm trying to get something out of oneof the lower cabinets)

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to Sundowner)

Profile

Post #: 1303

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 4:40:46 PM

Lumus

Posts: 5968
Joined: 9/16/2007
Status: offline

*poses as a lower cabinet to rub nosies with GT*

I love it when I can make someone happy just by being myself.

_____________________________

<Talk to educate; listen to learn.>

~ the other half of "L&L" ~

I have been dubbed the Rainmaker. Do not make me take your water for my tribe.

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 1304

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 6:12:11 PM

CalifChick

Posts: 10717
Joined: 10/28/2007
From: California
Status: offline

I love it when... I get out of a speeding ticket by admitting I'm a pervert.

I'm on my way to the Ladies Tea this afternoon, where the servers are all naked men. I'm running late due to other obligations, and I still have to stop and pick up someone that I offered a ride. So doing 80 or so in a 65 zone, get off the freeway, and there is a traffic light at the bottom of the exit ramp which is red. I'm in the lane to turn right, and there is one car ahead of me. A motorcycle officer pulls up beside my window and motions for me to roll it down. Oh keeeerap.

(I'm wearing a big froufrou black hat with black and white flowers and ribbons and all, a black lacy top and a black skirt, and a white open overshirt. I'm also wearing black stockings and my black boots, and my skirt is hiked up a bit; you can tell I'm wearing stockings - not that I was flashing anyone, it's just cooler that way. And white gloves.)

The officer looks me over (looking down into my car), then he says: "Running late are we?"

Me: "Yes sir, I'm late for a tea party" (duhhhhh, I don't dress like this all the time; this is definitely NOT a ladies' hat and gloves sort of town)
Cop: "You're doing over 75 or 80 because you're late to... a tea party???"

Me: "Yes sir, a tea party. The servers are all naked men."
Cop (very slowly): "Naked men." (by now the car in front of me has turned right, but we're going nowhere)

Me: "Yes sir, a Ladies' Tea party. The servers are all naked men."
Cop: "I seeeeeee. Well, you slow down now and have a good day."

Cali

_____________________________

AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll

(in reply to Lumus)

Profile

Post #: 1305

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 6:29:49 PM

domahpet

Posts: 1505
Joined: 12/3/2006
From: Santa Rosa
Status: offline

i love it when i invent a new japanese recipie
and its soooooooooooooooo good!

_____________________________

Zeedaddys
~DJ domahpet~
*Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to*

*crystal*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLI12uN6k5k

(in reply to CalifChick)

Profile

Post #: 1306

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 9:18:23 PM

shahla00

Posts: 96
Joined: 4/18/2008
Status: offline

When I have a warm body to sleep nrxt to

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 1307

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 9:21:06 PM

DiurnalVampire

Posts: 8125
Joined: 1/19/2006
From: Nashville, TN
Status: offline

I love it when I can make plans with both boys and they ALL work out right.

_____________________________

I will be your Dominate if you will be my submit - Fox

Snarko Ergo Sum
If you cannot change your mind, how are you so sure you still have one? -proverb

*Owner of Fox - collared 10/13/07*
VampiresLair

(in reply to shahla00)

Profile

Post #: 1308

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 9:22:44 PM

dawntreader

Posts: 3045
Joined: 11/23/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: shahla00

When I have a warm body to sleep next to

i have to ditto this

And Cali,
i love your tea party story!

_____________________________

It is choice - not chance - that determines our destiny~
Jean Nidetch

There is a war going on for your mind...if you are thinking, you are winning~
Flobots

(in reply to shahla00)

Profile

Post #: 1309

RE: I love it when..... - 4/27/2008 9:29:24 PM

shahla00

Posts: 96
Joined: 4/18/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: dawntreader

quote:

ORIGINAL: shahla00

When I have a warm body to sleep next to

i have to ditto this

And Cali,
i love your tea party story!

my bed has been empty for way to long...

(in reply to dawntreader)

Profile

Post #: 1310

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 7:05:34 AM

KCherry

Posts: 2264
Joined: 3/3/2008
From: Send Help, Fla.
Status: offline

YAY!!!!!! My um just rolled over for the first time.

_____________________________

Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation.

Rafters Resident ^_^v

(in reply to shahla00)

Profile

Post #: 1311

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 7:13:17 AM

SinLee

Posts: 2876
Joined: 11/8/2007
From: Jersey girl, back in jersey
Status: offline

i love surprises :)

(in reply to KCherry)

Profile

Post #: 1312

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 7:15:13 AM

parttimehotty

Posts: 4002
Joined: 11/19/2007
From: Virginville
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: KCherry

YAY!!!!!! My um just rolled over for the first time.

_____________________________

Resident Virgin
Official Mommy of Jolly & Jilly

Nobody is 'dead' until nobody remembers them
http://www.chkittyclub.com/pages/home.html
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3&ThirdPartyClicks=ThankYouCar

(in reply to KCherry)

Profile

Post #: 1313

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 7:19:03 AM

purepleasure

Posts: 6941
Joined: 4/9/2004
From: Lehigh Valley, PA
Status: offline

Cool, by this time next week, make sure everything is up out of reach LOL

(in reply to parttimehotty)

Profile

Post #: 1314

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 7:41:58 AM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I love it when... I get out of a speeding ticket by admitting I'm a pervert.

I'm on my way to the Ladies Tea this afternoon, where the servers are all naked men. I'm running late due to other obligations, and I still have to stop and pick up someone that I offered a ride. So doing 80 or so in a 65 zone, get off the freeway, and there is a traffic light at the bottom of the exit ramp which is red. I'm in the lane to turn right, and there is one car ahead of me. A motorcycle officer pulls up beside my window and motions for me to roll it down. Oh keeeerap.

(I'm wearing a big froufrou black hat with black and white flowers and ribbons and all, a black lacy top and a black skirt, and a white open overshirt. I'm also wearing black stockings and my black boots, and my skirt is hiked up a bit; you can tell I'm wearing stockings - not that I was flashing anyone, it's just cooler that way. And white gloves.)

The officer looks me over (looking down into my car), then he says: "Running late are we?"

Me: "Yes sir, I'm late for a tea party" (duhhhhh, I don't dress like this all the time; this is definitely NOT a ladies' hat and gloves sort of town)
Cop: "You're doing over 75 or 80 because you're late to... a tea party???"

Me: "Yes sir, a tea party. The servers are all naked men."
Cop (very slowly): "Naked men." (by now the car in front of me has turned right, but we're going nowhere)

Me: "Yes sir, a Ladies' Tea party. The servers are all naked men."
Cop: "I seeeeeee. Well, you slow down now and have a good day."

Cali

LMAO!! Brilliant!!

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to CalifChick)

Profile

Post #: 1315

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 1:24:35 PM

DaddyLongStroke

Posts: 1724
Joined: 12/12/2006
Status: offline

I love it when I know she is OK.

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 1316

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 1:28:12 PM

sirsholly

Posts: 42360
Joined: 9/7/2007
From: Quietville
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: KCherry

YAY!!!!!! My um just rolled over for the first time.

awwww!!! So precious!!!

_____________________________

PICKED UPON
TECHNO-DOLT
MEMBER OF THE SUBBIE MAFIA
GRACEFULLY CHALLENGED :::::splat:::::
BOOT WHORE
VAA/S FAN

GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

CREATOR OF MAYHEM (practice)

(in reply to KCherry)

Profile

Post #: 1317

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 6:38:21 PM

LadyRainfire

Posts: 6040
Joined: 2/20/2008
Status: offline

I love it when the doctor's nurse calls at 7 pm to tell me that (finally!) all my tests are in and I'm cancer-free, the cyst is benign and appears to be congenital, all bloodwork is clean and the biopsies are negative!!! Ok, I'm so happy and relieved that this is over, I'm going to start crying now....

_____________________________

"Desire is an insatiable beast. Sample your strongest dreams, and you will only crave more." ~ Master

~ one half of "L&L"~

My current state of mind

(in reply to sirsholly)

Profile

Post #: 1318

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 6:40:09 PM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*happy dances like a maniac, gives LRF bunches of happy hugs n kisses*

Thats FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*smooch hug*

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to LadyRainfire)

Profile

Post #: 1319

RE: I love it when..... - 4/28/2008 6:40:47 PM

KCherry

Posts: 2264
Joined: 3/3/2008
From: Send Help, Fla.
Status: offline

Aww I am so happy for you *Hugs*

_____________________________

Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation.

Rafters Resident ^_^v

(in reply to LadyRainfire)

Profile

Post #: 1320