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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I love it when... I get out of a speeding ticket by admitting I'm a pervert. 

I'm on my way to the Ladies Tea this afternoon, where the servers are all naked men.  I'm running late due to other obligations, and I still have to stop and pick up someone that I offered a ride.  So doing 80 or so in a 65 zone, get off the freeway, and there is a traffic light at the bottom of the exit ramp which is red.  I'm in the lane to turn right, and there is one car ahead of me.  A motorcycle officer pulls up beside my window and motions for me to roll it down.  Oh keeeerap. 

(I'm wearing a big froufrou black hat with black and white flowers and ribbons and all, a black lacy top and a black skirt, and a white open overshirt.  I'm also wearing black stockings and my black boots, and my skirt is hiked up a bit; you can tell I'm wearing stockings - not that I was flashing anyone, it's just cooler that way.  And white gloves.)

The officer looks me over (looking down into my car), then he says:  "Running late are we?"

Me:  "Yes sir, I'm late for a tea party"  (duhhhhh, I don't dress like this all the time; this is definitely NOT a ladies' hat and gloves sort of town)
Cop:  "You're doing over 75 or 80 because you're late to... a tea party???"

Me:  "Yes sir, a tea party.  The servers are all naked men." 
Cop (very slowly):  "Naked men."  (by now the car in front of me has turned right, but we're going nowhere)

Me:  "Yes sir, a Ladies' Tea party.  The servers are all naked men."
Cop:  "I seeeeeee.  Well, you slow down now and have a good day."

Cali

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you have a heart of gold!!!

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you have a heart of gold!!!

Sssshhhh! Don't tell anyone!

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

 Just for that, I'm NOT going to send you pics when the new kittens are born!

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

       

Hotty, you're the best!!!

{{{HUGS}}}

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

       

Hotty, you're the best!!!

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Awww, thank you LRF!  YOU I'll send pics to!
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