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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 3/20/2008 12:36:45 PM   
JoanieHoney2001


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Status: offline 		No offense taken Holly, I tend to have moments of sheer stupidity, Sir says he likes that about me.

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 3/20/2008 1:43:43 PM   
freyjasdottir


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Status: offline 		I have trouble with left and right too, I need to pretend I'm writing to figure out which is my right and go from there, reversing it to tell someone else left in right can leave me brain dead for noticable periods of time.

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 8:41:48 AM   
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I win the STUPID award!!

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 9:04:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		Acts of random stupidity??  There random?

I remember the first meal I cooked for my wife before we where married, she likes really hot food.  So I was in the kitchen getting everything ready.  I was cutting up hot peppers for one of the dishes when I had to go to the bathroom.

So I went, did my thing and came back to the kitchen (yes, I washed my hands) however after about 1-2 minutes I start to feel this intense burning on my penis.  It was getting hotter and hotter, it seems the oil from the hot peppers that was on my hands rubbed off onto my penis. 

I had no idea what to do, except just endure the pain, but after awhile I could no longer take it and had to let her know why I was acting so strange. 

Long story short, she liked the idea of me in pain and said I could not go wash it off.  Ahhh... I knew I had found the right woman for me.

So maybe sometimes being stupid pays off in good ways

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 10:05:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		I know this is an older thread but it made me thing of one my more embarrassing acts of self righteous infused stupidity.  I pulled into a convenience store to buy gas while on the way back from a long trip (before gas was even $3.00).  I pulled up to the pump, selected my grade of gas, inserted the nozzle and waited for the pump to come on.  I sat there and got more and more aggravated by the minute.  I went inside and in a calm but annoyed/indignant tone went off on the clerk about how it wasn't right to make we walk in the rain inside twice to prepay.  I explained how I was the customer and that I was being inconvenienced by their policy.  I ended it with how I would end up choosing to use a store that didn't accusing me of stealing by making me pre-pay for gas.  Through the whole speech the clerk nodded and kept saying "I understand sir."  After I finished, she explained that the pump had been on all along but that I needed to press the "start" button on the pump.

Of course I felt like an idiot and laughed at myself and told her I was sorry for being an egotistical jerk.  She responded with how it was ok as she had been at that job for a long time and didn't let people bother her.  (Translated she knew how to deal with dump-asses such as myself.)

Oh and housesub, I have done exactly the same thing.  I sat in a tub of cold water for half an hour trying to cool things off.


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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 2:59:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, this isn't much, but at the time I was soooooo embarassed.....a guy that I really had the hots for invited me to dinner with his family.  Everything is going all swimmingly, I'm sitting there eating my salad, when he leans over and whispers..."psssst...you're eating MY salad!"  Of course, the whisper was plenty loud enough for all to hear, and we all laughed, but I felt like crawling under the table!

And who among us HASN'T driven away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in the spout?

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 3:48:51 PM   
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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 3:56:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Does loaning your VW Baja beetle with the porsche engine to your granddaughter who does not know how to check the oil at the oil cooler count?

I mean just because it is on the roof of the beetle, and has a military style label that says in big red letters CHECK OIL HERE with an arrow pointing to the dip stick.......


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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/8/2008 4:02:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		I got off work one day - went home, took my shoes and sox off, and put my feet up, and relaxed!!!!  Boy, the quiet was fabulous - no-one needing anything, no-one wanting me to do anything - I was in heaven          -           until i realised why it was so quiet - i had forgotten to pick up the um! Not only forgotten to pick her up - but forgotten about her.                                   Boy - if i had had a whip i would have used it on myself.   Now, thats stupid.

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/12/2008 5:43:14 AM   
Manawyddan


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Status: offline 		I once stayed two hours late at work because I thought I had forgotten my car keys.

I actually hadn't. In fact, I had seen the keys right in front of me. But I didn't relaise that in the morning I'd grabbed the set of spare keys, so I didn't recognise them as mine.

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/12/2008 6:15:42 AM   
writerly808


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Status: offline 		Are you guys sure this thread doesn't belong in the "Humor" or "Random Stupidity" sections? LMAO. That said, I can't think of anything spectacularly stupid I've ever done... Wow, I suck. xD

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/12/2008 6:19:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961



I mean just because it is on the roof of the beetle, and has a military style label that says in big red letters CHECK OIL HERE with an arrow pointing to the dip stick.......



i pitched a HUGE bitch when i had to add oil to my car last year (i had never done it before). It took SOOOO long to get the oil in the tiny lil opening the dip stick was in....

(oh stop laughing)


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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/12/2008 6:28:38 AM   
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I still have those moments where I really do believe if I attack the hill enough I'm eventually going to figure out how to get my quad or dirt bike to the top and be Queen of the mountain!!!


In order to be Queen of the mountain you must BELIEVE.  I still do!

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/12/2008 6:34:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: freyjasdottir

I have trouble with left and right too, I need to pretend I'm writing to figure out which is my right and go from there, reversing it to tell someone else left in right can leave me brain dead for noticable periods of time.


Um well yes that whole 'left right' thing can be complicated.
I put the letters L and R on the dashboard of my truck in magic marker...

I've tried to come up with a random act of stupidity but can't think of any. (Liar liar)


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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/12/2008 6:59:04 AM   
Irishknight


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Status: offline 		I've done so mny supid things its hard to narrow down the field.

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/13/2008 8:38:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		i was on my way out and Master said to take care. i replied i'm always careful at the same exact moment i was saying it i tripped and almost fell on my face. embarrassed ? feeling stupid? well , um,  yeah.

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/13/2008 8:53:26 AM   
MstrObjectmaker


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Status: offline 		As most of you guys have noticed through reading my posts, I do tend to post some pretty stupid stuff.

I guess sometimes my brain doesn't think things through until after I've posted....lol

But then I do tend to do pretty stupid stuff in life too.........

Like the time I got up early to go shopping, drove the 20 miles into town........only to realise when I got there that it was a sunday and all the shops were closed.......DOH

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/13/2008 8:54:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961



I mean just because it is on the roof of the beetle, and has a military style label that says in big red letters CHECK OIL HERE with an arrow pointing to the dip stick.......



i pitched a HUGE bitch when i had to add oil to my car last year (i had never done it before). It took SOOOO long to get the oil in the tiny lil opening the dip stick was in....

(oh stop laughing)



LMAO

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/13/2008 10:44:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
I did not bag the groceries. I did not take the stupid groceries out of the store with me. I just...left. I was home for about two hours when something suddenly occured to me. Where's the f**king food????


I was going through security at the airport the other day. Took off shoes and belt, took laptop out of the case, etc. Walked through, grabbed shoes and belt and wandered off. When I finally noticed my laptop bag was delightfully light, I thought, "Damn, I pulled a Holly!"

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RE: Random acts of stupidity - 7/13/2008 12:02:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Strongmindbody


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
I did not bag the groceries. I did not take the stupid groceries out of the store with me. I just...left. I was home for about two hours when something suddenly occured to me. Where's the f**king food????


I was going through security at the airport the other day. Took off shoes and belt, took laptop out of the case, etc. Walked through, grabbed shoes and belt and wandered off. When I finally noticed my laptop bag was delightfully light, I thought, "Damn, I pulled a Holly!"


*wipes away a tear*

I feel so...proud!!!


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