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OUCH - 3/21/2008 9:36:13 AM

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A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling. The barmaid went to the bathroom to check on him. ''Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers.''

''Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!''

''Sir, please get off the mop bucket.''

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RE: OUCH - 3/21/2008 12:30:45 PM

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Lol!!!

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RE: OUCH - 3/21/2008 3:24:45 PM

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Thanks for waiting till after to tell me, DAMMIT!!! Oh yeah, sorry about the mop.

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RE: OUCH - 3/22/2008 8:33:19 AM

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Running out of the good ones?

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RE: OUCH - 3/22/2008 9:13:28 AM

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RE: OUCH - 3/22/2008 9:56:10 AM

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Wait... if this is the mop bucket, what did I use to wipe the floor earlier?

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RE: OUCH - 3/22/2008 10:05:55 AM

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Nice try Dan, but ........

This joke doesn't really work for me because I stand up before I flush, the flipside of that is why ? Perhaps there was an incident so terrible my mind has blotted it out.

Ever see the leverage of those things ? I mean that mop is almost dry when it comes out.

Now you've done it, I just though of an old saying, "tit in the wringer". That in and of itself is OK, but I envisioned it.

Thank you very fucking much !

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