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AAkasha -> If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 7:16:02 PM)

..what you put on it?  Just talking, or doing some kind of an act, or a funny video you have on your PC? Something sexy or suggestive?  Note: It has to be of YOU.

For those that say you would not do it -- what if it was like pictures, and really not having a video meant most people would not see your profile?

Do any kinky dating sites have videos as a feature?

Akasha



lighthearted -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 7:24:01 PM)

I would be torn, between doing something silly or something serious.  if I decided upon silly, it would definitely be a re-enactment of the "hat, broach, pteradactyl" scene from "Airplane".  if it was serious...that would require a lot more thought, because I would need to be sure that it represented me as accurately as possible, all the while getting me on my "good side" [:D]



Leatherist -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 7:44:10 PM)

Alt has them, mostly very lame.



greenearth21 -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 9:10:06 PM)

I think...i would pick...a video of me just ranting about a serious issue that disturbs me.  Then you could really see how much agony i go through trying to make a simple point. lol.  I really dont know.
Really...it would be...me dancing or screwing up songs on my guitar.



littlelostbunny -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 9:18:12 PM)

For my video, I would probably make silly faces.

I keep trying to think of ideas for good videos, but nothing appeals to me. Thus, silly faces. [8D]



Arrrchibald -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 9:44:29 PM)

Definitely a stop-motion porno of me boning a blowup doll. 

Complete with at least 10 minutes of awful plot. 

And I'd have to grow an equally awful mustache for it too. 





seekingsoulemate -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 9:46:40 PM)

Add a mullet and I would so buy it.



Real_Trouble -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 10:00:36 PM)

The video of me knocking someone out cold with a jumping back kick in a tournament.  You know, were I to be willing to violate my rule about posting pictures / videos of myself.  But still, I think it would leave an impression.



rook42 -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 10:22:08 PM)

*chuckle* A stop motion video of me and a gal with dolls/puppets(Dubbed, of course), demonstrating how kink relationships can work :P Now... is ken a bottom or a top? And where do you find itty bitty toys? Are there any massively overweight dolls with leather vests?




TemptingNviceSub -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 10:22:24 PM)

I would probably attempt to show all those weird things that make me..ME!...such as a small segment showing me singing throughout the day..REALLY BADLY!!!.a small segment showing me as I slept in all my beautious glory..ie: snoring, mouth drool, hair in face, getting up in the middle of the night to pee and on a rare occasion ending up on floor as opposed to the toilet(have to remember that attempting to sleep as you try to sit is not a good idea!)..the times when I go all sappy over something viewed on TV and end up sobbing, because whatever, was sooo sad!..or even those times I may try to be sexy and seductive as all get out, only to fully klutz it up and end up either injuring myself or the poor unhappy fellow who just happened to get in the way of a knee,elbow or fist....YEP! total disclosure, thats what it is all about!!..humm..I wonder if that is why I live alone???[8|]....Tempting



Kaze -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/21/2008 11:07:27 PM)

I guess I'd show a video of me in one of my video game costumes trying to look cool and punching stuff and hanging around in public in some of my whacky wigs pretending to be different people. I do it all of the time anyway.



Justme696 -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 2:49:11 AM)

I propably won't use the feature



LaTigresse -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 5:54:01 AM)

Me either, but if I did..............I would have to go with something that a submissive woman I used to be involved with said made her "just know". Totally unrelated to being sexy, hot, BDSM or anything else. She said that watching me work with horses, told her all she ever needed to know about me.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 8:57:09 AM)

i would show off my bewbies...and then i would say HAHAHAHA you cant touch them if your a man!! im gay!!  neener neener!!! too bad for you!!!

then i would bend over...and let some gas out [8|]



SlaveRayleene -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 9:25:51 AM)

I have two on Alt. One where I'm doing self needle play and one where I'm dancing topless. Both say a little about me in different ways.
Incidentally, the topless one I posted on Youtube and it was banned for 'inappropriate content'

On here, I think I'd go for a multi mix one which would reflect different aspects of my personality.



christine1 -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 10:57:16 AM)

i think it would be fun to see videos on a profile, to see a person talking, to hear their voice, to see facial expressions.  i would probably do one if i could, maybe just saying a few things, i wouldn't do anything kinky becuase that stuff is reserved for people i choose to bring into my life, not the general public.



SirJohnMandevill -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 10:59:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

..what you put on it?  Just talking, or doing some kind of an act, or a funny video you have on your PC? Something sexy or suggestive?  Note: It has to be of YOU.

For those that say you would not do it -- what if it was like pictures, and really not having a video meant most people would not see your profile?

Do any kinky dating sites have videos as a feature?

Akasha



I'd put up a video of me dressed in 1930s pilot gear doing aerobatics in my U.S. Navy biplane. The girls can't resist a dashing pilot, right? [;)]
 
Oh, wait...I'm not a pilot...I don't even play one on TVand I don't have a biplane..but hey, I'm kinda dashing...and I give Obscenely Orgasmic Mustache Rides...on the ground, of course, not in the air. Might affect safe operation of the aircraft....
 
Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)
 



Lumus -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 3:37:52 PM)

I wouldn't be adverse to the idea, although the following bandwidth and TOS nightmares make it pretty unlikely...

I think I'd record myself reading one of my short stories.




LordOfTheMad -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 4:41:17 PM)

I'd get my cock out, wave it about and shout "HA HA you can't touch it for I am but a mere collection of pixels to you"



Poetryinpain -> RE: If you could attach a video to your profile.. (3/22/2008 5:03:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus
I think I'd record myself reading one of my short stories.


Yeah, prosaic me, I'd record me reading one of my poems. And they aren't even racy.



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