30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

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ominousdominus -> 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 6:43:02 PM)
A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in Artificial Stupidity A few beers short of six-pack A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl One taco short of a combination plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel Too much yardage between the goalposts An intellect rivalled only by garden tools As smart as bait Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay his brain bill Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels His belt doesn't go through all the loops If he had another brain, it would be lonely No grain in the silo Proof that evolution can go in reverse Receiver is off the hook Several nuts short of a full pouch He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

GreedyTop -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 6:47:38 PM)
LOLOL Not the brightest crayon in the box Not the sharpest knife in the drawer A box of rocks could give him a run for his money

scarlettjinx -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 6:49:53 PM)
Mr. President? Just kidding... Please no hate mail from the Bush fans.

GreedyTop -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 7:24:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx Mr. President? Just kidding... Please no hate mail from the Bush fans. LOL I have a button with a pic of GW on it.. it says: "like a rock.. only dumber"

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 7:33:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx Mr. President? Just kidding... Please no hate mail from the Bush fans. He has FANS? LMAO

scarlettjinx -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:02:06 PM)
I am close to Crawford TX. they luv tha Dubya here

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:04:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx I am close to Crawford TX. they luv tha Dubya here OOOOOhhhhhh. Haven't they been paying attention? LMAO

scarlettjinx -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:24:13 PM)
It is rather sad. And no, not really. If I say something against him, I get "oh, you must be a Democrat". I usually say "no, I am a whomever can do the job right kind of girl". A few men have told Papa he needs to put a muzzle on me. Oh if they only knew...

GreedyTop -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:25:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx It is rather sad. And no, not really. If I say something against him, I get "oh, you must be a Democrat". I usually say "no, I am a whomever can do the job right kind of girl". A few men have told Papa he needs to put a muzzle on me. Oh if they only knew... So one day...wander out with a ball gag in, with your Papa.. LOL

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:26:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx It is rather sad. And no, not really. If I say something against him, I get "oh, you must be a Democrat". I usually say "no, I am a whomever can do the job right kind of girl". A few men have told Papa he needs to put a muzzle on me. Oh if they only knew... LOL a muzzle? hell that's foreplay around here........[8D]

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:30:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx It is rather sad. And no, not really. If I say something against him, I get "oh, you must be a Democrat". I usually say "no, I am a whomever can do the job right kind of girl". A few men have told Papa he needs to put a muzzle on me. Oh if they only knew... So one day...wander out with a ball gag in, with your Papa.. LOL Dammit greedy ya beat me to it!

scarlettjinx -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:37:12 PM)
I usually agree with them, and he just gives me the look that makes me smile serenely. But I moved from a much more liberal city to this place to be with him, so he understands how hard it is for me to keep my mouth shut.

sweetnurseBBW -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:44:57 PM)
In the South when someone is stupid we just tell them "bless your little heart". That means your an idiot. [:D]

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:47:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW In the South when someone is stupid we just tell them "bless your little heart". That means your an idiot. [:D] [sm=biggrin.gif]

scarlettjinx -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:50:26 PM)
"your momma must be proud" is another good southern way to say Dumbass

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 8:59:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx "your momma must be proud" is another good southern way to say Dumbass Nice! This will make you laugh- couple of years ago I was in Texas, and had just met a group of people from there and all of a sudden I said "Well, ya got ten minutes" and one of the guys said "ten minutes? for what?" I said "to get all the yankee jokes out of your system, ya got ten minutes then after that it's on!" He cracked up and said "where ya from" i say "Oregon, and I was gonna get a don't mess with Oregon tshirt made but ran outa time" he say's "Oregon? Hell that's just northern Texas, it's all Texas to ME till ya hit Seskatchewan" I cracked up and He announced "I like this guy".......Fun group of people down there, some of the warmest people I've been around. NOTE- Do not try to out beer drink a Texan........whew!! One of the worst hang overs of my life was there....

angelbluewingsz -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 9:11:14 PM)
But, the great thing about texas is all of my rediculous pick up lines work! Nice boots wanna fuck doesn't always fly in cali...

scarlettjinx -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 9:17:56 PM)
I love Texas, because you will meet some of the neatest people in the world. I absolutly Loved living in Fort Worth, because you have so many different types of people and they all have a laid back, to each his own attitude. But we now live in a christian college town, so everything is SUPER uptight. We are in general, a really cool bunch of people.

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 9:18:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelbluewingsz But, the great thing about texas is all of my rediculous pick up lines work! Nice boots wanna fuck doesn't always fly in cali... LOL smooooooth line lady!

ominousdominus -> RE: 30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid (3/23/2008 9:23:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scarlettjinx I love Texas, because you will meet some of the neatest people in the world. I absolutly Loved living in Fort Worth, because you have so many different types of people and they all have a laid back, to each his own attitude. But we now live in a christian college town, so everything is SUPER uptight. We are in general, a really cool bunch of people. Yeah Texans are alright with me, I'm sure there are assholes nestled about just like anywhere, but my experience was positive. I got to experience true southern hospitality, I thought it was just a saying, turns out it's real and I am a sweet tea FIEND.

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