Termyn8or
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Joined: 11/12/2005 Status: offline
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Well in the US, how people drive. They drive like drunk teenagers, and the fuckheads do it with their kids in the car. They have to get out in front. Me first me first. Get out of my way, twelve seconds of my times is worth more than all ten of you people's lives. Get out of the way, don't you know that I paid for this highway, get the fuck out of my way. Oh look there's an asshole trying to get on my highway, I'll just pull up on the car in front of me and ride it's ass like five inches away, this asshole isn't getting in front of me. No way. So I rearended an asshole, dammit, now the cop is talking to me. "The guy swerved in on me, couldn't stop, it's his fault I rearended him". Cop looks at me and says "He said he got on at 152nd, which is four entrances back from here". "He's full of shit" then the cop says "He lives on 153rd". Oh fuck, here's my courtesy card and license and insurance. Son of a bitchin mother fucker, he made me run late, it's all his fault. Now I am probably have to go to court to sue this asshole I slammed into because I was in a hurry because this schmuck held me up, threw me off schedule. Don't these other cars know how valuable my time is ? My lawyer is going to tear this guy a new asshole, he is going to pay for the whole front clip on my car, and a little something for pain and suffering, and emotional distress. It's all his fault. Now my olady might get on my case brcause we can't go to Disneyland and if I get divorced because of this asshole I will kick his ass. That's whatcha got out there. These people exist all over the place, and there are alot of them. Sometimes I wonder if they are actually people, but I am not the one to say. T
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