Subject: ALWAYS...ALWAYS WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR.



UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! 
If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a 
tray, because you are dead. 

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under 
your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of 
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their 
car break down in the parking lot. 


The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the 
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people 
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs 
protruding from under the chassis. 

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private 
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she 
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and 
tucked everything back into place. 
 She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She 
looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had 
been standing idly by. 

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. 

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
LMAO, MIssM!!

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ORIGINAL: angelbluewingsz
LOL Miss!

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

What in the hell does clean panties do for you when you are stretched out on a table in an emergency in most case you probably messed in them when you had that big car smash up and yes my mom always told the girls that but never us boys...

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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

To this day, Greedy, I remain haunted by that humiliating experience. I need solace, it would help me enormously if I were able to introduce you to my dungeon and have my wicked way with you  

Every time I see an item of underwear coloured a vivid purple I get a flashback - most unpleasant!

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
LMAO, MIssM!!