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Gwynvyd -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 3:45:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: quote: No no no.... do not need it to be that big... I have an out of state lover I see every now and again that the first time I saw it.. laughed and got up... he grabbed my ankle and asked me where I was going.. I said to go get a saddle ( we were very near the Barns at an SCA event on the Equestrain field durring Gulf Wars ) I told him the only way I would deal with it.. would be to throw it over my shoulder.. burp it and send it to bed. chuckles Mind you this Supreme Cassanova ( and yes I can say that..) had mad enough skills in all other areas to convince me to allow him to give it a go. ( all war long ~ which lasted a week) Come to find out... ones of that size though to be honest he must me larger... make me sing Opera.. and some times Klingon Opera... Just depends on how much he sweet talkes me and convinces me where to put it. LOL I think I can deal with it once a year.. but that is about it I am very glad they are not all that size.... My Gods. Gwyn um, Gwyn....does he mebbe have a brother? chuckles I know right??? Damn it. I think we should clone him... ( with all of his capablities and gentlemanly manners and charm~ Oooofdah he is a charmer... in tact) and ship one or more out to each city. Kinda have a lotto of who gets him each night ya know. He is poly and a total kink ball. Has a Dom streak in him a mile wide. Looks very handsome in armor. sighs Gwyn

CalifChick -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 3:48:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp They have some big assed coochies in Louisville....must be all that baseball bat action[:'(] Excuse me... was that big asses? or big coochies? What exactly were we measuring again? Cali

thornhappy -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 3:55:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp They have some big assed coochies in Louisville....must be all that baseball bat action[:'(] Excuse me... was that big asses? or big coochies? What exactly were we measuring again? Cali When she mentioned Louisville, that wasn't the first sport-themed ... uh ... substitute I thought of. But I've been hearing a lot about Derby tickets lately... [sm=duck.gif] thornhappy

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 3:58:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp They have some big assed coochies in Louisville....must be all that baseball bat action[:'(] Excuse me... was that big asses? or big coochies? What exactly were we measuring again? Cali When she mentioned Louisville, that wasn't the first sport-themed ... uh ... substitute I thought of. But I've been hearing a lot about Derby tickets lately... [sm=duck.gif] thornhappy now that's just SICK...[sm=Groaner.gif] teeehheee...teeeheeeheee...HAHAHA...snort

Gwynvyd -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 3:59:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp They have some big assed coochies in Louisville....must be all that baseball bat action[:'(] Excuse me... was that big asses? or big coochies? What exactly were we measuring again? Cali When she mentioned Louisville, that wasn't the first sport-themed ... uh ... substitute I thought of. But I've been hearing a lot about Derby tickets lately... [sm=duck.gif] thornhappy [sm=jaw.gif][sm=horse.gif][sm=applause.gif] OMG she went there.... Oh! my rentinas! Gwyn

thornhappy -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 4:10:09 PM)
Well jeez, guys. It takes two to have a sick and twisted mind! One to transmit and one to receive! thornhappy

Hippiekinkster -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 4:33:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Excuse me... was that big asses? or big coochies? What exactly were we measuring again? Cali Dicks. Pricks. Cocks. Iguanas. Salamis. Peckers. One-eyed Snakes. Woodies. Boners. Hardons. Chubbies. Pork-Swords. Schlongs. Weiners. Noodles (my fave - I was a drummer in a punk/rockabilly/garage band in Houston, The Love Noodles [8D] ). Dongs. Dorks (also slang for Dominants [:D] ). Puds. Tallywackers. Trouser Trouts. I see GreedyTop left her shiny things out again, eh? Try to stay focused.

Gwynvyd -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 6:10:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Well jeez, guys. It takes two to have a sick and twisted mind! One to transmit and one to receive! thornhappy chuckles I know! and we lova yas for it! Gwyn

thornhappy -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 7:20:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Well jeez, guys. It takes two to have a sick and twisted mind! One to transmit and one to receive! thornhappy chuckles I know! and we lova yas for it! Gwyn I feel all warm & fuzzy inside... thornhappy

Hippiekinkster -> RE: How small is too small (3/30/2008 9:07:04 PM)
Now this is freakin' tragic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

calamitysandra -> RE: How small is too small (3/31/2008 12:32:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Dicks. Pricks. Cocks. Iguanas. Salamis. Peckers. One-eyed Snakes. Woodies. Boners. Hardons. Chubbies. Pork-Swords. Schlongs. Weiners. Noodles (my fave - I was a drummer in a punk/rockabilly/garage band in Houston, The Love Noodles [8D] ). Dongs. Dorks (also slang for Dominants [:D] ). Puds. Tallywackers. Trouser Trouts. Rod, Manhood, Arrow, Balloney, Beaver Cleaver, Beef Bayonet, Shaft, Love Muscle ...

Aneirin -> RE: How small is too small (3/31/2008 7:25:24 AM)
Men come in all shapes and sizes, as does their pride and joy, I wonder if there is some design to this. Could it be a perfect match between man and woman is how the key fits the lock.

Gwynvyd -> RE: How small is too small (3/31/2008 10:31:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Now this is freakin' tragic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis so that was what was wrong with my ex... chuckles poor bastard. Gwyn

kittinSol -> RE: How small is too small (3/31/2008 10:33:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: calamitysandra quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster Dicks. Pricks. Cocks. Iguanas. Salamis. Peckers. One-eyed Snakes. Woodies. Boners. Hardons. Chubbies. Pork-Swords. Schlongs. Weiners. Noodles (my fave - I was a drummer in a punk/rockabilly/garage band in Houston, The Love Noodles [8D] ). Dongs. Dorks (also slang for Dominants [:D] ). Puds. Tallywackers. Trouser Trouts. Rod, Manhood, Arrow, Balloney, Beaver Cleaver, Beef Bayonet, Shaft, Love Muscle ... "Wedding tackle" (not one for the commitment-shy).

Gwynvyd -> RE: How small is too small (3/31/2008 10:37:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin Men come in all shapes and sizes, as does their pride and joy, I wonder if there is some design to this. Could it be a perfect match between man and woman is how the key fits the lock. I think you are onto something... Besides the emotional and mental compatabilites there also has to be a sexual compatability. I have one sub who fits that so well it was as if we were made for each other. If we are together for more then 30 mins in company... we both know very soon there will be a bed involved or sturdy surface... and all clothes removed. The chemistry is too great for it to be otherwise... and we just fit together too well for it not to be so. I do not think we could ever live together or in the same city. Fate has kept us decently apart for the last 10 years with only the occasional meetings being able to be planned here and there. It is a good thing I think. Nothing else would get done. Gwyn

AbusesTwinks -> RE: How small is too small (3/31/2008 2:35:20 PM)
Hmm... I like small penises on my subs....good source of humiliation and their cock is irrelevant anyway

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