RE: How small is too small

RE: How small is too small (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid

Message

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 3:13:08 PM)
My dad once told me it wasn't the size of your pole but how you wiggled your worm that counts.....I am not huge but a nice one with a nice head on the critter...I have been told by some women including my own while size did matter they could live with a smaller one if there was some girth there,the feeling of fullness...I have served many years in the military and while not a cock watcher have seen some horses in my time...If what you have works for you then you are in great shape....

Aneirin -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 3:45:37 PM)
That is very true BOUNTYHUNTER, it is what you can do with it that counts rather than how big or small your old man is.I had the good fortune once to be called a bar steward for what I did, teasing is the way to go.

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 4:49:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster For you inquisitive chicks... http://adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/malepgs/Marc_Wallice.htm ummm yeah...but i can't see his curvy cock....sheesh!!![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 5:22:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster For you inquisitive chicks... http://adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/malepgs/Marc_Wallice.htm ummm yeah...but i can't see his curvy cock....sheesh!!![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] I'll show you mine, and then you can just imagine an upward curve.[8D]

midgetmafiosa -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 6:11:33 PM)
I am like the Goldilocks of Cocks. I like them in-between sized. 6 1/2 inches and fairly thick is puuuurrrrrfect. And yeah, seen both the condom too small and condom slippage issues.

caitlyn -> RE: How small is too small (3/27/2008 9:31:49 PM)
A small penis becomes more acceptable, is the guy its attached to is also attached to some really good concert tickets.

QuietlySeeking -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 1:19:35 PM)
A gay friend of mine says that in the gay community, the 80-20 rule applies. 20% of the men have 80% of the meat. Not sure how this translates into the hetero world, just thought I'd throw it in with your measurements! quote: ORIGINAL: SugarMyChurro quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain I'm perfectly content with average (6 or 7 inches) sizes. The results from three studies of penis size where the measurements were taken in a laboratory setting give the following ranges: [list] Average penis length (flaccid/not erect): from 3.4 inches to 3.7 inches (8.6 cm to 9.3 cm) Average penis length (erect): from 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches (12.9 cm to 14.5 cm) Average penis girth (circumference when erect): from 3.5 inches to 3.9 inches (8.8 cm to 10 cm) [/list] These numbers are obviously very different from the sizes we hear (and see) in adult movies, and even the kinds of numbers you read on line. http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/average_penis.htm ----- Your shortest length is about 1/4" over the longest on average. 7" would be well over average. Just sayin'...

Aneirin -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 3:49:22 PM)
They say cocks are similar to hand size. Always seek a woman with small hands.For those not so well endowed in their opinnion, it gives confidence.

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 3:52:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster For you inquisitive chicks... http://adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/malepgs/Marc_Wallice.htm ummm yeah...but i can't see his curvy cock....sheesh!!![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] I'll show you mine, and then you can just imagine an upward curve.[8D] HOW did i miss THIS offer??? Still on????[;)]

Aneirin -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 3:57:25 PM)
From what I read with the personals, women don't wnat to see cock pics, as they say, one cock is the same as the next. What is it with you?

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:04:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin From what I read with the personals, women don't wnat to see cock pics, as they say, one cock is the same as the next. What is it with you? oh no...i disagree...we don't want to see un-solicited cock pics...but i love to look at them. They're lovely, i think...besides, He offered...who am i to refuse? It'd be bad manners on my part, really. And i'm ALL about propriety[sm=shake.gif]

CalifChick -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:05:46 PM)
Hello!!!!!!!!! Can I get in on this deal? Cali

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:08:14 PM)
Why certainly my dear....that's if HippieKinkster is still feeling generous...{{{rummaging for patchouli, to sweeten the deal...in case he gets antsy}}}

Hippiekinkster -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:09:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster For you inquisitive chicks... http://adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/malepgs/Marc_Wallice.htm ummm yeah...but i can't see his curvy cock....sheesh!!![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] I'll show you mine, and then you can just imagine an upward curve.[8D] HOW did i miss THIS offer??? Still on????[;)] Hahahaha d'ya know, I have never put up a dick pic on teh Interwebs? I'll think about it. I don't much care to see pussy shots (tit shots are boring, and, anyways, I'm not a tit man). I'd rather look at a woman's pussy in person, so I can do something with it, yanno? <licks lips> [8D]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:17:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp Why certainly my dear....that's if HippieKinkster is still feeling generous...{{{rummaging for patchouli, to sweeten the deal...in case he gets antsy}}} Oh, I have plenty of patchouli here, baby. I make soaps. (I like the tangerine better anyway) And I have a 5-gallon bucket of cocunut oil. And a big plastic tarp. [:D] Well, I'm off to Fresh Market in my tie-dyed shirt, sandals, ponytail hangin' down my back, to go pick up some tomatoes and parmigiano. And a couple cucumbers, and zucchini, and eggplants, and big, fat salamis for the party. [8D] Soon!

GreedyTop -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:38:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: caitlyn A small penis becomes more acceptable, is the guy its attached to is also attached to some really good concert tickets. snicker

GreedyTop -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:39:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: Aneirin From what I read with the personals, women don't wnat to see cock pics, as they say, one cock is the same as the next. What is it with you? oh no...i disagree...we don't want to see un-solicited cock pics...but i love to look at them. They're lovely, i think...besides, He offered...who am i to refuse? It'd be bad manners on my part, really. And i'm ALL about propriety[sm=shake.gif] yeah!! what she said!!!

lronitulstahp -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:50:23 PM)
cockpics for all...whether big or whether small!!!

Phin -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 4:54:55 PM)
she is too big when you have to strap a 2x4 across your ass to keep from falling in... he is too little if you need to tie a knot in the end of a codom so it stays on. there is no such thing as a woman being too small, (read adult woman) unless it will not fit with patience and lube.

Aneirin -> RE: How small is too small (3/28/2008 5:14:16 PM)
Oh dear, Phin, I was resisting the comment about strapping a piece of wood to yourself to stop you falling in, with those that have , er depth, for fear of assaulting the sensibilities of those fragile females amongst us.

Page: << < prev 4 5 [6] 7 8 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

4.882813E-02