Marc2b
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Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil
Every man knows that to get a Woman (&) to put out you have to spend Time (T) with her and spend Money ($) on her. This can be expressed thus: &=T+$
However it is insufficient to spend Time and Money separately, you need to do both at the same time (i.e. taking her out to a fancy restaurant), thus our equation becomes:
&=T($)
Also, as everybody knows Time is Money therefore in our equation we can substitute and arrive at:
&=($)($)
Money is the root of all Evil (E) so substituting again we arrive at:
&=(/E)(/E)
The root of all evil multiplied by the root of all evil is, or course, evil. Thus we arrive at our final equation:
&=E
And there you have it – incontestable mathematical proof that women are evil.
< Message edited by Marc2b -- 4/1/2008 8:59:15 AM >
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