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CalifChick -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:15:06 PM)
Fuckin' tough crowd. A girl owns power tools and you guys STILL bitch. I gave up my chain sawssssssss (plural) when I moved into the city. I didn't need to cut firewood anymore. Cali

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:15:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee I don't have a clue...does that qualify? I'm clueless too. A perfect match. [8D]

Leatherist -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:16:22 PM)
Purists are tough nuts to crack-get used to it. [;)]

MasterWilliam55 -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:26:47 PM)
LOLOL..well power tools to many guys are like diamonds to you ladies. You gave up your chain saw(s)? I'm so disappointed. You had such a good dowry. What were you thinking?

Gwynvyd -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:36:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Fuckin' tough crowd. A girl owns power tools and you guys STILL bitch. I gave up my chain sawssssssss (plural) when I moved into the city. I didn't need to cut firewood anymore. Cali One of my hottest scenes involved a chain saw.. damn shame you gave them up.. winks Gwyn

MasterWilliam55 -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:38:55 PM)
Do you still have all your limbs? I need details.

Gwynvyd -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:42:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: tsatske quote: Aww...why'd You stop at D-I- ? You were almost right if You'd only followed through....(sigh) Somewhere there's a C and a K just dangling in cyberspace... I always call dictionaries 'dickbooks'. must be a subconcise agreement with you, Ironitulstahp. btw... does your nick refer to some strange fetish you have for ironing clothes? because my Master forces me to iron... you would be welcome to come here and get your kink on... well...Martha Stewart Livig is my kink...something really hot about wearing pearls and a properly buttoned blouse while wearing a buttplug, or clover clamps underneath. As far as ironing for your Master...ermm...i will have to refuse your gracious offer. i'm looking for my own Dude to iron for...[sm=boohoo.gif] Know any Alpha-Male, geekie, techie, nerdy guys into bare handed spankings??? Send him my way.... I used to do IT.... You should see me in my Biz. suit with my hair in a sexy up do..Stelletos and my posh glasses... and a stern look. Pssst. I just bought a new Iron and ironing board ( seriously) they are still in thier box/wrapper. wiggles her eyebrows and winks Gwyn, giggling like mad Damn it I always wondered what the hell your name ment.. I get the first part.. now need to decode the rest!

Gwynvyd -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:45:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp quote: ORIGINAL: tsatske quote: Aww...why'd You stop at D-I- ? You were almost right if You'd only followed through....(sigh) Somewhere there's a C and a K just dangling in cyberspace... I always call dictionaries 'dickbooks'. must be a subconcise agreement with you, Ironitulstahp. btw... does your nick refer to some strange fetish you have for ironing clothes? because my Master forces me to iron... you would be welcome to come here and get your kink on... well...Martha Stewart Livig is my kink...something really hot about wearing pearls and a properly buttoned blouse while wearing a buttplug, or clover clamps underneath. As far as ironing for your Master...ermm...i will have to refuse your gracious offer. i'm looking for my own Dude to iron for...[sm=boohoo.gif] Know any Alpha-Male, geekie, techie, nerdy guys into bare handed spankings??? Send him my way.... Martha is creative.....drools.....which is a lot more than you can say for most of the women I see here! They don't even own power tools!!!!!!!!! Some of us own both power tools, and automotive tools. Big Smile Hell some can change out thier brake pump with only minorly damaging thier manicure. grins Gwyn

mnottertail -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:46:31 PM)
Caesar was clawed at by his generals, and in the night as they reveled their late victories................ He wrestled with his gods the night long, shall I cross the Rubicon? is that the line that cannot be crossed and crossed again, forgetting that I may find myself on an isthmus, but shall I cross the emthisus......... Well, , you could easily see how that could change the whole of history and Ish Kabibble could have been king, Shakepeare notwithstanding. King Lear

Gwynvyd -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 9:51:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail seriously, this looks like a large waste of time, but: *emthisus* I have no idea of what this word means, and I am too lazy to research it, so if you could use it in a sentence, I would read it. Ron Damn those typo fairys, always putting the emphasis and how important emthisus is by speaking in broad sweeping generalizations! Wankers abound is what I say... in every walk of life. Gwyn [sm=lol.gif]

Gwynvyd -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:00:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterWilliam55 Do you still have all your limbs? I need details. chuckles yes.. all of my limbs and bit are still arranged in order. The chain was off... this was years ago when I subbed on occasion. I was strapped down, and it was twords the end of a very long and rough session... and he went over to his closet for something ( I could hear him walking on the wood floor.. ) and I heard the chain saw start up. I never screamed so much in my life... I was so freightened. But of course with no chain on it he did not entend on hurting me.. and he got the wildest bucking sex out of me I think he would not have gotten other wise. LOL Feeling the vibration of the motor on my thighs and ass... knowing what it was was intense to say the least. Fear driven and adreniline driven sex was a big thing for me for a while. It was pretty mind blowing when I realized I wasnt about to be murdered. Of course when he untied me he had to fight me off from kicking his ass.... and that resulted into more sex. [:)] It is not a scene any one should just spring on someone. He told me he knew I had as he put it "fire in the belly" and I would be fine emotionaly afterwords.. and just pissed and aroused. In hindsight he was right. Gwyn

goodpuddles -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:02:54 PM)
puddles thinks that there are a variety of Doms. there are a variety of subs. it's not that a "DOM" is this one particular color... and that a sub is one particular color. millions and millions of types according to our preferences and experiences and genetics. some Doms will appeal to puddles because of innate puddleness.. and yet those same Doms will irritate the heck out of other subs. The reverse is true too.. that to some puddles could be construed as not a proper submissive (for whatever that means). puddles thinks that it's not so much that there are a lot of clueless Doms.. but that there are a lot of clueless people who haven't figured out exactly what they want yet.. or aren't able to express it well. Thankfully there are a lot of clueless people to connect together and somehow figure out what each other want as long as they have open and honest communication.. have to trust someone enough to have that open and honest communication. it's very hard to accomplish. honest isn't just about saying the truth. it's also about voicing true emotions .. and not letting them build up inside and lashing out. understanding self enough to know what it is that one is truly feeling.

CalifChick -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:07:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterWilliam55 You gave up your chain saw(s)? I'm so disappointed. You had such a good dowry. What were you thinking? Apparently thinking I didn't need power tools to be attractive to a man, but obviously I was wrong. THAT must be what the problem is. Now what kind of chainsaw has the best chance of landing me a man? Cali

Lynnxz -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:09:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: MasterWilliam55 You gave up your chain saw(s)? I'm so disappointed. You had such a good dowry. What were you thinking? Apparently thinking I didn't need power tools to be attractive to a man, but obviously I was wrong. THAT must be what the problem is. Now what kind of chainsaw has the best chance of landing me a man? Cali Pft... have to think like a guy...[&:] Obviously the biggest/loudest one, preferably one that requires a trailer to haul around

MasterWilliam55 -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:14:15 PM)
Damn Gwynvyd.....Any pics....grins

MasterWilliam55 -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:15:45 PM)
The bigger the engine, the better. We're not unlike you tarts...lol

Lynnxz -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:17:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: MasterWilliam55 Do you still have all your limbs? I need details. chuckles yes.. all of my limbs and bit are still arranged in order. The chain was off... this was years ago when I subbed on occasion. I was strapped down, and it was twords the end of a very long and rough session... and he went over to his closet for something ( I could hear him walking on the wood floor.. ) and I heard the chain saw start up. I never screamed so much in my life... I was so freightened. But of course with no chain on it he did not entend on hurting me.. and he got the wildest bucking sex out of me I think he would not have gotten other wise. LOL Feeling the vibration of the motor on my thighs and ass... knowing what it was was intense to say the least. Fear driven and adreniline driven sex was a big thing for me for a while. It was pretty mind blowing when I realized I wasnt about to be murdered. Of course when he untied me he had to fight me off from kicking his ass.... and that resulted into more sex. [:)] It is not a scene any one should just spring on someone. He told me he knew I had as he put it "fire in the belly" and I would be fine emotionaly afterwords.. and just pissed and aroused. In hindsight he was right. Gwyn Holy crap...! That's freaking hot!

MasterWilliam55 -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:18:25 PM)
I have no idea what emthisus is all about, but I'm getting turned on.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:25:11 PM)
Now what kind of chainsaw has the best chance of landing me a man? Cali That is easy, dear. For years, Poulan (Swedish brand, the same people who made the Electrolux vacuum) made a 16" lighter weight model called the "Lady Poulan". It came in pink or purple (I am NOT making this up) and was the favorite of a dear friend of mine who cleared brush and kicked ass in Tobermory...now there was a woman who could oil my chain! But I digress... Unfortunately, American sensibilities apparently weighed in and gender-based chainsaws are no more. The closest you can come to one new is the Poulan "Wild Thing" (you make my heart sing!) http://www.electroluxart.com/chain_saws/2006/poulan/JPG/300/802168_ES350WT.jpg I'd look for a Lady Poulan on eBay, tho. Happy cutting! E.

CalifChick -> RE: Would guess half of "Doms" here don't have a clue (4/4/2008 10:30:05 PM)
Oh, you really don't know me well, do you?? Pink??? WTF? And "lightweight"???? What's wrong with the full size ones I'm used to using?? Gawddddd, next you're going to tell me to pick up a pink hammer or something. I'm a strong chickie. I have a 16 pound bowling ball. Hey, wonder if I could juggle the chainsaw and the balling ball. Cali

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