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An S&M conversation... - 4/4/2008 9:28:14 PM

DelilahDeb

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?
"Hurt me, hurt me!"

What did the sadist reply?
"Nooooo."

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RE: An S&M conversation... - 4/5/2008 7:48:02 AM

AMaster

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Thanks, I needed that.

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RE: An S&M conversation... - 4/7/2008 10:18:08 AM

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lol

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RE: An S&M conversation... - 4/7/2008 10:46:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DelilahDeb

What did the masochist say to the sadist?
"Hurt me, hurt me!"

Delilah Deb

Ok..Opening an envelope.. IRS says you owe them $5000.00 plus penalties and interest for 2004 as they are denying your entertainment expenses for the BDSM club and that they are auditing your 2005, 2006 and 2007 returns.

(grins)

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RE: An S&M conversation... - 4/7/2008 11:27:37 AM

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This was my own little twist on the conversation, reposted from about 6 months ago.
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A Dominant and her submissive are in the room, her on a chair and him kneeling at her feet.

Dominant: Have you thought what it is that you truly need and desire to learn during training?

submissive: yes Ma'am, i have thought long and hard over this.

Dominant: Long and hard? Since yesterday? Oh, please do tell.

submissive: yes Ma'am, i feel it would be best that i learned patience?

Dominant: Patience? Not pain tolerance, proper kneeling positions, how to prepare my favorite meal; none of these, but instead you want to be taught patience? Are you absolutely certain of this?

submissive: yes Ma'am, absolutely certain.

Dominant: Okay then, wait here.

Dominant walks out, nothing ensues. End scene.

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RE: An S&M conversation... - 4/7/2008 11:32:58 AM

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that one made me laugh DC

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