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Hippiekinkster -> Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 8:02:54 PM)
I don't really know where to put this, because it affects everything, sort of like a woman who has enormous breasts has all kinds of problems frequently. OK, does anyone know of a support group for guys with large penises? I mean the size you can't disguise under baggy clothes.

KatyLied -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 8:03:57 PM)
http://www.lpsg.org/

Aileen1968 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 8:12:03 PM)
Hahahaha. Let me guess...every male member of CM is also a member of this club.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 8:13:02 PM)
I mean a real-life support group type thing. Think about it, on-line they could very well be lying, yes? Can't hide it in real life, which gets embarassing sometimes.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 8:17:26 PM)
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Hippiekinkster -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 8:23:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Hahahaha. Let me guess...every male member of CM is also a member of this club. Every male "member"... hahaha Don't be silly. [sm=bowdown.gif]

summerblossom -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 10:10:38 PM)
A support group is usually for people that have REAL problems.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 10:12:30 PM)
Okay so I don't qualify for that club. Steel

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 10:28:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Okay so I don't qualify for that club. Steel DAMN! crosses Steel off list of potential Masters

popeye1250 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 10:39:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster I don't really know where to put this, because it affects everything, sort of like a woman who has enormous breasts has all kinds of problems frequently. OK, does anyone know of a support group for guys with large penises? I mean the size you can't disguise under baggy clothes. Wow, that must be one hell of an "Intervention." "Don't worry, you'll be among people just like you."

TheHeretic -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 10:59:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: summerblossom A support group is usually for people that have REAL problems. The victims of such deformities DO have real problems, Summer. Their pool of potential partners is often reduced to only the most used-up and stretched out. Many of these men have never learned the skills of actually pleasuring a woman because they figured a monstrous dick was all it took. They can easily be crippled by performance anxiety. There are social/professional problems of hygiene as well. It can be said of men that "no matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops always land in your pants. Take into account the urethral length involved here, and you have some poor schlub going through life with a reeking urine stain the size of a cd on his knee. And of course, the erectile dysfunction. Takes a lot of blood to get that mutation functional, possibly enough to cause losses of consciousness, certainly enough to impair the higher logic functions required to draw multiple orgasms from a partner. Any sort of cardio-vascular problems, or diabetes can quickly lead to a serious impotence problem. They deserve your sympathy. Poor buggers.

marieToo -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 11:07:18 PM)
Hey, I once knew a guy who had nine inches...until I met him...then it was only 5. Try getting with people in real life, I'm sure your dick won't seem so big then.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 11:23:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo Hey, I once knew a guy who had nine inches...until I met him...then it was only 5. Try getting with people in real life, I'm sure your dick won't seem so big then. Well, marie, going out in public is damn near traumatic sometimes. The staring gets to me. Everywhere I go. The worst is security at the airports, I mean, there you are standing there when they wave the wand over you, and everyone's looking at your trousers. I can't tell you how many times I've been pulled out of line for extra scrutiny, and they never tell you why, you know. It's always these ugly TSA chicks, too. Gets to be really old, man.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/5/2008 11:36:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Okay so I don't qualify for that club. Steel DAMN! crosses Steel off list of potential Masters Adds MontrealPhoenix to his list of 'girls to tie up and put in thier own closet till they take back the naughty thing they did' list ...... Yeah that's right I have a 'girls to tie up and put in thier own closet till they take back the naughty thing they did' list and you just made it missy. No Don't try to take it back I already called Orbits I'm on my way to Canada Meet me at the airport and drive me back to your place so I can cross you off my list as soon as possible. We can discuss my Pecker at a later time. Steel "Whose Pecker ain't gunna be in a Feature Film but has always been called back for seconds." He said trying to defend his peckers honor**

Lumus -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:35:41 AM)
looks around Is this where my penis gets support...? Are there any girls here...? Cuz if there are any girls here I wanna do them! .oO(Fluffers...?)

Emperor1956 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 12:45:46 AM)
Ahh...so we know the OP can do THIS. Isn't that special? E.

Gemini1766 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 1:59:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Hahahaha. Let me guess...every male member of CM is also a member of this club. Not at all Aileen. I'll be the first to admit I don't "measure up" to that club. But I do measure up with the women I've been with. And that's what counts, no? [sm=crop.gif]

KatyLied -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 2:52:17 AM)
quote: The worst is security at the airports, I mean, there you are standing there when they wave the wand over you, and everyone's looking at your trousers. Don't go to airports. Problem solved. Seriously though, I gave you the link because you were too lazy to type the words into google yourself. Your thread screams the following: hey everyone look at me I have a big one! Perhaps that wasn't your intent, but that is how it looks.

Level -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 3:24:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied http://www.lpsg.org/ OMG there IS a forum for everything........ Where the support group meets.

Aileen1968 -> RE: Support Groups for a special "problem"? (4/6/2008 4:27:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied quote: The worst is security at the airports, I mean, there you are standing there when they wave the wand over you, and everyone's looking at your trousers. Don't go to airports. Problem solved. Seriously though, I gave you the link because you were too lazy to type the words into google yourself. Your thread screams the following: hey everyone look at me I have a big one! Perhaps that wasn't your intent, but that is how it looks. I thought it had to be a joke. You mean he's serious??? [sm=rofl.gif]

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