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ownedgirlie -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:25:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel Well not to get picky, but shouldn't the pineapple be upside down? [sm=dunno.gif] And the banana be split? Yesssssss bananas should be split!!! And pineapples should be garnish on cocktails. quote: And what's up with this guy? [sm=pullit.gif] A deranged turnip? Either that or a bad acid trip... quote: Fruits and veggies are running amuk on Collarme! [sm=couch.gif] If I hide behind the sofa with you, can I sneak a squeeze?? [sm=couple.gif]

hopelesslyInvo -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:28:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie Looks more like "lop" than a walk, but why is that banana upside down??? It's stressing me out! [sm=ubanana.gif] ¡ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹɐ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ɐǝpı ou ǝʌɐɥ ı

AquaticSub -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:29:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hsagnev you can't fucking talk to anyone here Well, with such a charming opening line, I am taken aback that your dance card isn't full.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:31:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie [sm=couch.gif] If I hide behind the sofa with you, can I sneak a squeeze?? [sm=couple.gif] You betcha! And we can have a pillow fight![sm=pillowfight.gif] [sm=oops.gif] Ummmmm, what was this thread about again? [sm=threadhijack.gif]

DiurnalVampire -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:31:58 PM)
Well, HardToTame, since you are so fast to jump in and try and defend him from mean old FnF... why dont YOU go talk to him. Then he wont be so pissy

Mellissande -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:34:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelesslyInvo quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie Looks more like "lop" than a walk, but why is that banana upside down??? It's stressing me out! [sm=ubanana.gif] ¡ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ ǝɹɐ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ɐǝpı ou ǝʌɐɥ ı How the hell?[sm=book.gif] I don't see upside down writing in this manual anywhere.[sm=laundry.gif]oh well, back to my womanly chores

cjan -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:38:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/pineapple.gif[/image] <------------- I don't even know what's up with that thing, but this looked like a good place to post it. Why it's a dancing pineapple.... ...to go with the dancing banana...[image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/ubanana.gif[/image] (which is upside down now - and I have no idea why) That's how my banana hangs...and dances.

cjan -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:43:31 PM)
quote: And what's up with this guy? A deranged turnip? Hey, lighten up. What would YOU do if some guy came along and pulled off your topknot ? Hmmmm... ?

ownedgirlie -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/6/2008 9:44:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie [sm=couch.gif] If I hide behind the sofa with you, can I sneak a squeeze?? [sm=couple.gif] You betcha! And we can have a pillow fight![sm=pillowfight.gif] [sm=oops.gif] Ummmmm, what was this thread about again? [sm=threadhijack.gif] Who cares at this point?! [sm=pole.gif]

Sundowner -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 3:02:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hsagnev you can't fucking talk to anyone here David is a Male Switch, 38, San Jose, California "So, anyway, I’d be interested in any sort of mental stimulation ranging from email, phone or meeting in person (provided it feels right). I’ve had some experience (playing in “the scene”), but not a lot – why don’t you send me an email and ask about it!" David has a strange nick but looks nice enough (although he either can't afford, or doesn't like, to wear shirts) and he quite recently shared the news that "this weekend I'm going to arrange my apartment to receive a bedroom and partial living room set of furniture that I've recently purchased", so you can see there's plenty to talk about. In December David pointed out that, for him, a typical conversation here went: "hi, how's it going?" "FUCK YOU! YOU'RE BLOCKED!!!" It would appear that for some odd reason still no-one will talk to him and this place is fuct [sic] so David is still ever so slightly annoyed. If you can help please apply via his profile.

Chloelicious -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 3:11:34 AM)
Well it is not with that kind of reaction and behaviour that you will have many replies. If you want to talk to people you should go outside, meet freinds or be a member of alt.com. they got IM but many of members are fake. Dollparts get out of this body right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Man you need an exorcism. edited cause reply was for the OP.

colouredin -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 3:13:42 AM)
Well see its very hard to offer any advice to your op due to the fact that you gave so little infomation but the fact that you have had 31 responses suggests that your conclusive remarks are somewhat lacking and in my experiance I talk to lots of people. Unless maybe its something more specific?

Level -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 3:17:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie Looks more like "lop" than a walk, but why is that banana upside down??? It's stressing me out! An ode to Lionel Ritchie's Dancing On The Ceiling? [sm=dunno.gif] And OP: I hope today is better for ya.

LaTigresse -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 3:20:22 AM)
Or, maybe he is just another, of the many we've had here lately, drama/attention hoe. "I am severely disfunctional so I shall piss bitch whine and moan about it, blaming everyone else, including those that honestly try to help me, just because I get noticed doing so!!!

LadyEllen -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 3:29:33 AM)
I'd talk to him, but I have everyone on block. Serves 'em right too; nearly two years here and not once fuct. E

sirsholly -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 4:43:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hsagnev you can't fucking talk to anyone here but...but...we CAN'T talk to you. See...we are all a bunch of depressed, humorless uptight snots around here and we are just afraid that talking to a bloomin' ray of sunshine such as yourself might just ruin what we have worked so hard to achieve. In other words...it is not YOU...it is US! Greener pastures await you.

Gemini1766 -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 5:04:18 AM)
Let's see, I converse here on CM with KinkerBell, YDM, LDR, Cali, and many many more. I also go out of my way to be open to people and let them know I'm safe to approach and such. I'm constantly perving people's profiles if I see something that catches my attention. Like last night when I sent an "unwanted cmail" to someone as a joke which made her laugh. It isn't that it isn't possible to communicate/talk with people here. It's simply a matter of how you come across. I'm sad to say it, but too many, if not all, of the OP's posts are negative. That just isn't going to get you anywhere positive. Now, where's the condoms, the floggers and the fuct tape, I'm horney.

sirsholly -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 5:19:08 AM)
waves flogger and fuct tape at Gemini... Come on Sweetie!!!! [sm=crop.gif]

DesFIP -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 5:27:46 AM)
He doesn't mean no one will talk to him, he means no domme will do him. And personally, I think profiles that talk about people's relationships with their mother are creepy.

eroticangel -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 5:30:02 AM)
hmmmm and here i thought his equipment wasn't working.......

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