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LadyRainfire -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 5:32:14 AM)

*perks*

Fuct tape? Did someone mention fuct tape? It's so good for so much! Household repairs, bondage, car repairs....

Honestly, having lived in the very city of the OP for over 16 years, I know there's an active community there. And people here on CM are very nice, albeit there is the occasional troll, asshole or bitch. It took a little bit of time but consistently posting and getting to know people has helped a lot. I've made some good friends here and more than good friends.  I've learned that it's how I post that determines a good portion of the type of responses I get. Friendly, outgoing positive posts get friendly responses. If I'm bitchy, I get bitchy responses.

So OP - if you think we're "fuct", look at yourself and see what you can do to help yourself. We can't help you or be friendly if you don't let us. And if you all you want is drama and attention....   *snorts*




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 5:56:23 AM)

someone finally noticed i put fuct tape on that guy...

i also wrote stupid on his forhead...

cant believe this thread wasnt deleted.




domahpet -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 7:35:32 AM)

i also live pretty close to Lady Rainefire and the OP
i can vouch to the fact that there is ALOT of stuff
munches clubs, etc, going on alllllllllllll over the place.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 7:37:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hsagnev

you can't fucking talk to anyone here

really?

you haven't talked to me




purepleasure -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 7:50:08 AM)

some folks talk about fucking, others actually participate.  kinda like bdsm. 


edited cuz what I typed before was just mean.




Aylee -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 7:55:00 AM)

Well, the OP has never cmailed me, and I will talk to about anyone. 

[sm=skiprope.gif]




gormly -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 8:15:12 AM)

oops




CalifChick -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 8:36:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gemini1766
Now, where's the condoms, the floggers and the fuct tape, I'm horney.


Well, holly has the flogger and the fuct tape... I got a ziploc bag, will that do? Snack size, pint size, quart size, gallon size, or five gallon size??

Cali




Lynnxz -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 8:42:36 AM)

No he's got his own little pity party going on a few forums up. [8|]




mercifulsiren -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 8:51:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hsagnev

you can't fucking talk to anyone here


Whats wrong honey you need a hug?




soul2share -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 8:51:49 AM)

Ya know, I can always count on you guys to brighten up an otherwise dull, boring night......sorry, I work mids, so morning is my night.....

No one talks to me, but I don't let that stop me!!!!  I'll butt into just about any conversation!

See?

Later, dudes and dudettes!




Sundowner -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 10:06:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gemini1766
Now, where's the condoms, the floggers and the fuct tape, I'm horney.


Well, holly has the flogger and the fuct tape... I got a ziploc bag, will that do? Snack size, pint size, quart size, gallon size, or five gallon size??

Cali


There are times young lady when you are just gross!

(I'm not sure if it's ever occurred to you but you might consider the idea of giving a blowjob, then you wouldn't need condoms).




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 10:14:10 AM)

ok from now on anyone using "fuct tape" will have to give me royalties!!!!!!

i created fuct tape!!!




Pyrrsefanie -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 10:26:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Or,  maybe he is just another, of the many we've had here lately, drama/attention hoe.


It's true, I have yet to see a post from this guy that isn't whining about how miserable he is making over $100k a year and how nobody will talk to him.  In my circles we call such people "douchebags."






CalifChick -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 10:57:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick
Well, holly has the flogger and the fuct tape... I got a ziploc bag, will that do? Snack size, pint size, quart size, gallon size, or five gallon size??

There are times young lady when you are just gross!  (I'm not sure if it's ever occurred to you but you might consider the idea of giving a blowjob, then you wouldn't need condoms).


[sm=biggrin.gif] Uh, no it's never occurred to me. 

Seriously, luv, you missed my secret agenda... it was a "how big is your dick" question cleverly disguised as a "how big of a ziploc bag do you need to cover that thing" question.  And I would think you would know that I'm more of an all-or-nothing kinda girl... if he's getting a blowjob, I'm getting a happy ending.

Cali




Sundowner -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 11:45:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

... it was a "how big is your dick" question cleverly disguised as a "how big of a ziploc bag do you need to cover that thing" question. 


Duh! To think I missed that. [sm=rolleyes.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 11:47:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

Ya know, I can always count on you guys to brighten up an otherwise dull, boring night......sorry, I work mids, so morning is my night.....

No one talks to me, but I don't let that stop me!!!!  I'll butt into just about any conversation!

See?

Later, dudes and dudettes!

YAY! someone else with a fucked schedule!! LOL

c'mon, Soul.. let's be the midnight terrors!! *evil grin*




Gemini1766 -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 11:48:57 AM)

If he's willing to relocate, live in my basement, do all the house cleaning and yard work, accept being shackled when not going to work or doing his chores at home, give my 50% of his income, before taxes, put 80% of the remaining in savings and investments, and say bye bye to mommie, I'll talk with him, take him in, and straighten his ass up. My partner may have some issues with it at first, but if he does a good job of house cleaning, she'll get over it quickly.

Just have to make sure to cover the basement windows so the neighors don't get too nosey. It will be bad enough when he is seen doing house work in a latex french maid outfit, with an extra feather duster in the keister.




GreedyTop -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 11:49:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Or,  maybe he is just another, of the many we've had here lately, drama/attention hoe.


It's true, I have yet to see a post from this guy that isn't whining about how miserable he is making over $100k a year and how nobody will talk to him.  In my circles we call such people "douchebags."





hear hear...I'd love to have his "problems"




allcatsaregrey -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 11:55:12 AM)

[sm=alien.gif][insert witty repartee here]

Watching this guy bounce around is hynotizing...




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