Gemini1766 -> RE: this place is so fuct (4/7/2008 11:48:57 AM)
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If he's willing to relocate, live in my basement, do all the house cleaning and yard work, accept being shackled when not going to work or doing his chores at home, give my 50% of his income, before taxes, put 80% of the remaining in savings and investments, and say bye bye to mommie, I'll talk with him, take him in, and straighten his ass up. My partner may have some issues with it at first, but if he does a good job of house cleaning, she'll get over it quickly. Just have to make sure to cover the basement windows so the neighors don't get too nosey. It will be bad enough when he is seen doing house work in a latex french maid outfit, with an extra feather duster in the keister.
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