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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/9/2008 5:17:35 PM

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^^^^ Okay! Okay!

Yay! My eyes and brain thank you.

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/9/2008 5:43:32 PM

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OK here goes.....totally absurd but it happened and it had consequences.....I was being cropped. It was a beatiful leather woven riding crop which I had actually bought my D as a gift.
He loved to take pics. Something went up my arse and he got the shot. I was proud. It felt good so I though it had been a butt plug.
He sent me the pic later by mail.It was a pic of my arse with the rounded end of the riding crop shoved right in. Now antique leather riding crop handles aren't exactly a haven of biological purity. Thinking about it this one had been not only passed from hand to hand but it probably sat around in my fave antique shop for months maybe years before I felt the need to buy it for other than whipping a horse to the finishing line.
A month later I got a kidney infection, painful as hell. I went into E & R to get an x-ray but after the morphine kicked in I discharged myself to come home and look after the UMs.
The prognosis? Something, my consultant said when he rang me at home,something must have travelled via my bowel to my kidney. He suggested that I returned immediately as 'otherwise I could die'.
They had to fly in an antibiotic by helicopter as it was a rare infection.
Answer? have eyes in your arse obviously.

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/9/2008 5:47:18 PM

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All poshed up in a lovely restaurant, wearing beautiful high heel shoes, only to have them confiscated just for the hell of it - I had to walk out of there three inches shorter than when I came in, on tippy toes.

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/10/2008 6:31:40 PM

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well, we were in the middle of a rope bondage scene and this MASSIVE headache came whooshing into my brain full-stop. So I kindly ask Alpha for a cup of water. When we both got to the sink he got a large cup for himself, started drinking quickly and proceeded to cough violently. went down the wrong tube or something. Needless to say, it killed the mood.

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/10/2008 7:39:30 PM

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you choose to use music during a scene, I cannot stress to you enough to check your playlist beforehand.

I am going to second this. Very Important!

If you doubt this at all, I'd like to see you try not to laugh during a beating when the Jackson Five comes on. (Seriously? How did that get there?)

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/10/2008 7:54:16 PM

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you choose to use music during a scene, I cannot stress to you enough to check your playlist beforehand.

I am going to second this. Very Important!

If you doubt this at all, I'd like to see you try not to laugh during a beating when the Jackson Five comes on. (Seriously? How did that get there?)

Talk about "One Bad Apple" !

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 12:55:15 AM

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But you can corrupt and perv almost anything.

Especially if you time it just so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw6H3crLzpg

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 2:29:49 AM

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Well, Ive seen it from the other side. I was at a party, a long time ago, and a girl was there who had made a few whips herself. So I challenged her to have them tried out on her. And so I did. I know, cheap trick to get the girl

. But until then, I had only had one SM relationship, and my previous partner had not exactly been a masochist. So I was careful, but I was whipping pretty hard according to what I was used to doing. So, we split up, all fine, but over the next two weeks she kept harrassing me by e-mail that I had only been hitting air according to her standards

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Of course, this called for revenge, and that happened about a month later.

We have been together now for about six years

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 7:53:49 AM

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you choose to use music during a scene, I cannot stress to you enough to check your playlist beforehand.

I am going to second this. Very Important!

If you doubt this at all, I'd like to see you try not to laugh during a beating when the Jackson Five comes on. (Seriously? How did that get there?)

i am going to third this advice!!!!

i was doing a Reiki session yesterday with my workout ipod because i had left my massage ipod on the charger at home. i finally found some music appropriate enough for the session but forgot to set it to repeat. Needless to say, when that artist was finished playing midway thru the energy session, and Forgotten by Linkin Park came on...it kind of ruined the mood of the session just a bit! LOL!

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 10:05:22 AM

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LOL....great quote madshysoul

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 12:55:06 PM

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I had a submissive friend that I was involved with casually. We had played before and the scenes had always gone well. She got hooked up with a group in the city that was dedicated to the art and study of corporal play. She called one time and asked if I wanted to meet the head of the group and then perhaps the head of the group and I could both go to work on the submissive as she wanted some "realllllllllllllly good marks".

I went to the group head's house and found out she was a femdominant. O.K., great...my first double scene and it was going to be with a femdominant. We tied the submissive to the spanking bench and began working on her...ladies first. After a couple of hours of play by the femdominant and I, the submissive's ass was bright red and she was ready to stop. Now, during the course of play, one of the toys used was a birch branch. She'd never had one used and I had never used one. Tis amazing what they can do...

The next day I awoke to a pounding at my apartment door. The submissive had driven all the way down from Denver to grouse at me about the marks on her ass. When I pointed out to her that she had wanted marks, she said "yeah, but not like this!!!" and proceeded to pull her pants down. Turns out she had had some sort of allergic reaction to the birch branch and her ass was one big blotch of red, ugly bumps...from the end of her midback to a point halfway down her thighs. Trust me when I say that neither the femdominant or myself ever struck her back or her thighs.

I spent the day icing her and putting hydrocortisone cream on her and commisserating with her.

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 3:00:29 PM

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you choose to use music during a scene, I cannot stress to you enough to check your playlist beforehand.

This was covered a few weeks ago on one of my favorite geek comics:
Important Life Lessons http://xkcd.com/400/

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 3:23:37 PM

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All poshed up in a lovely restaurant, wearing beautiful high heel shoes, only to have them confiscated just for the hell of it - I had to walk out of there three inches shorter than when I came in, on tippy toes.

*lol* Thanks for sharing this. That is hilarious!

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 3:26:57 PM

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All poshed up in a lovely restaurant, wearing beautiful high heel shoes, only to have them confiscated just for the hell of it - I had to walk out of there three inches shorter than when I came in, on tippy toes.

*lol* Thanks for sharing this. That is hilarious!

With hindsight, yes, it is, but I swear that at the time I was mortified - especially when the owner greeted us out.

I'm sinking just thinking about it - but a relatively subtle experience like that and years later, it is still on my mind as a very important moment in my life as a sl... subm... woman.

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 3:31:07 PM

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<note to self> Test for allergies before using a new toy!

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 3:56:30 PM

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LMAO... good note.
I'll take that one down myself... LOL

(btw... The typefont is MUCH easier to read, even if it aint as individualistic)

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RE: Lessons from the Absurd - 4/11/2008 5:28:57 PM

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I had a submissive friend that I was involved with casually. We had played before and the scenes had always gone well. She got hooked up with a group in the city that was dedicated to the art and study of corporal play. She called one time and asked if I wanted to meet the head of the group and then perhaps the head of the group and I could both go to work on the submissive as she wanted some "realllllllllllllly good marks".

I went to the group head's house and found out she was a femdominant. O.K., great...my first double scene and it was going to be with a femdominant. We tied the submissive to the spanking bench and began working on her...ladies first. After a couple of hours of play by the femdominant and I, the submissive's ass was bright red and she was ready to stop. Now, during the course of play, one of the toys used was a birch branch. She'd never had one used and I had never used one. Tis amazing what they can do...

The next day I awoke to a pounding at my apartment door. The submissive had driven all the way down from Denver to grouse at me about the marks on her ass. When I pointed out to her that she had wanted marks, she said "yeah, but not like this!!!" and proceeded to pull her pants down. Turns out she had had some sort of allergic reaction to the birch branch and her ass was one big blotch of red, ugly bumps...from the end of her midback to a point halfway down her thighs. Trust me when I say that neither the femdominant or myself ever struck her back or her thighs.

I spent the day icing her and putting hydrocortisone cream on her and commisserating with her.

Well she must have been some sort of masochist to be able to drive with an arse like that!

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