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misbehavin -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/10/2008 4:16:22 AM)

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mmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOoooooooo........

chewing her cud, waiting for some worthy bull to submit to.......

moooooooooooooooooo  

mis 

 
( not really in reply to....not experienced...or...oops....a twue Collarme chatter, yet )
 
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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/10/2008 5:25:28 AM)

maybe i should start a thread - happy cows report here!




angelikaJ -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/10/2008 5:27:57 AM)

we could get our own commercial....




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/10/2008 5:56:37 AM)

do they come from california?




atursvcMaam -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/10/2008 5:58:12 AM)

No, haven't they told you yet? everything from california is the real thing.




sirsholly -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/10/2008 8:34:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: atursvcMaam

No, haven't they told you yet? everything from california is the real thing.


does that mean Pennsylvania cows are fakes? Hmmm...bullshit bovines?




missfrillypants -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/12/2008 7:09:52 AM)


no. happy cows do NOT come from california, they come from wisconsin, damnit!
i didn't even like cheese til i came to wisconsin to live. we feed cows clover instead of just grass which gives the milk a sweeter flavor.

california already has californication and hollywood and a million other things, do they have to steal cheese, too?

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ok... who has seen the "Happy California Cows" ads for California cheese??

LOVE those ads!





Lumus -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/12/2008 8:25:29 AM)

Don't piss off the cows.

[Hmm, I think Level might appreciate this one.]




GreedyTop -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/12/2008 8:47:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

Don't piss off the cows.

[Hmm, I think Level might appreciate this one.]



LMFAO!!




thornhappy -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (4/12/2008 8:53:47 AM)

Oh my, that was too much fun!

thornhappy




RichardandV -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 1:09:51 AM)

After reading your profile it sounds like
1: your married or aotherwise unavaible, as its up to the "cumslut" to provide the place, 4 times a month.... would that mean that she will be the money slave if a hotel room is needed?

2: it also appears that your only desire is to have a whole you can use whenever you call. 

wouldn't it be easier to head out to the conor and pick up a girl? Oh wait never mind they will actually expect your to flip the bill.  My bad.

Good luck in finding that very low self esteemed girl who will pay for you to step out on your life once a week.

V




martyrized -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 12:49:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stpaulslaveuser

Doms, be careful !!! More posers lately.

I have lately, come across
a lot of self proclaimed
"submissives" who are in general,
diluting what I believe
this site was intended to do.
I believe collarme was intended
to bring together people who
are interested in bdsm. Maybe as
a lifestyle, or just for fun.
So, why is it, That recently,
all I come across is women who
call themselves subs or slaves
who really have only one interest
to begin with. They only want to
find a husband or even dilute
that and settle for a LTR.
They put out the "I'm kinky"
bait and some of these suckers
bite. I have had enough of
these posers who lash out at
you with a sharp tongue because
you propose seeing what they have to
offer, or seeing what they are
capable of. Or, just meet for play.
Let me say this... If all you want
is a boyfriend, and you think you
are a submissive, because you
suck him off every once in a while,
and you let him cram one up your ass
every few weeks when your drunk,
your not a submissive. Your just
a normal breeding cow trying to get
laid.
Go post your vanilla BS on friend finder
or Yahoo. Don't wreck this site for the
rest of us.




*facepalm* Ugh. And sometimes people wonder why I'm such a smarmy twunt.




martyrized -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 12:55:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

Here i come to save the day.........
Fake subs....all gone!  [sm=anger.gif]It's safe for you to read the REAL posts now.....my job here is done.......[sm=flameout.gif]


Huzzah for PTH! Savior of TWUE SUBMISSIVES and TWUE DOMINANTS! *cackle*




CalifChick -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 2:48:53 PM)

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martyrized -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 3:42:37 PM)

OMG... I love that animation so hard! SO HAAAARD!!! XD




ResidentSadist -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 4:52:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx
...oh you know missing sucking him off every once in a while,
and letting him cram one up my ass every few weeks when I am drunk but you know one has to expect that from a normal breeding cow.


I always found you attractive but now you are just irresistible.  

quote:

ORIGINAL: misbehavin
mmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOoooooooo........
chewing her cud, waiting for some worthy bull to submit to.......



Here come miss.. behavin’
Her tail, is a wavin’
If you make her heart go thud
she’ll stop chewing her cud
and run through the mud

just to kneel and blow your stud

Here come miss.. behavin’
Her tail, is a wavin’




GreedyTop -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 4:57:55 PM)

*sniff* tossed aside...




KCherry -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 5:27:37 PM)

Awww I still love you GT. Us cows gotta stick together you know. :P




justaDallasgirl -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 5:41:42 PM)

haven't we had a thread like this before...2nd verse same as the first a little bit louder and a whole lot worse :-)

again just b/c i am looking for a Dominant/Master/Husband/LTR doesn't mean i'm not submissive and willing to train while looking for one.  i am Owned by Master but He knows i am looking for a potential "mate" is what He called it...made me feel like a puppy but then again i am His slutpup hee hee..where was i oh, yes but i still would like to be married to someone who understands the fullfillment this lifestyle brings to my life. 




ResidentSadist -> RE: Doms, be careful !!! More posers than ever. (5/11/2008 5:42:07 PM)

Greedy Top & KC don’t piss on no happy cow
‘cause twue submission takes real know how
this post has made them see the light
all this manly stuff giving them a fright

Now deep in there hearts
they can only think about sucking manly parts
and how nice it is to finally avoid all the fakers
with the sudden urge to blow….. wait, that’s Cali’s line isn’t it?




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