cjan
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Crime rates lower in Florida ? Lol, I wish. That's just not the case. Remember, in Florida, we're used to seeing running gun battles between folks with assault weapons chasing each other on the interstate. True story. What other state can claim that, huh ? Huh ? Not even the cowboys in Texas, I believe. Yup. yup, in Florida, some can't even poke their chads properly. But, if'n ya piss us off, make sure yer locked and loaded. Oh, and make sure we don't "feel threatened" or it's sayonara, baby.
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