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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 10:42:41 AM

Lumus

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ah Ha!!!! Kosher my ass!!!! Prepare for toilet slavery!!!

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With all this pigshit, there's gotta be a pig in here somewhere...

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 10:43:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: Raechard

Why would you use a Chilean dictator as a strap-on?

If he's full of chili, I won't need lube.

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 10:47:17 AM

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Ohhhhh, brother....

And I'm doing *WHAT* with you???

*laughs hysterically while packing for the move*

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 10:47:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

If you used Pinocchio as a strap-on, would it count as oral sex...?

That would give new meaning to the words "having a woodie"

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:03:48 AM

cjan

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Pigs cute? My arse. Ever seen what happens to a person who has a cut on them, the scent of fresh blood, and falls into a pig pen ? Blech. I have no sympathy for the porkers. I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done."

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:08:15 AM

Raechard

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Me adds cjan to the list of targets for the PLF.

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:11:18 AM

faerytattoodgirl

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speaking of Pinocchio....

imagine if men's penis's grew if they lied????

OMG!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:45:17 AM

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More Emo Phillips

My parents were very protective. I couldnt cross the street without them getting all excited and placing bets

marrying a woman for sex is like buying a tiger for transpprtation

...and I always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!"

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, re-election to the Senate?"

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:46:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: Raechard

Me adds cjan to the list of targets for the PLF.

Rut Rho...No, please, not THAT ! I was just kidding, I would never eat flesh of any kind ( not swallow, that is *snort*). I am a srtict vagitarian. Honest, I am...

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:50:09 AM

Raechard

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Me strikes through cjan on the list of targets for the PLF but keeps a beady eye out.

Me wonders when I can stop starting sentences with the word me.

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:50:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: cjan
I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done."

Oh myyyyyyy. You sure know how to make a girl all gooey.

Cochon de lait is just another name for love.

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 11:56:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

speaking of Pinocchio....

imagine if men's penis's grew if they lied????

OMG!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!

Nobody'd ever tell the truth again....

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Skinned up knees and salty lips
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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:08:25 PM

Lucylastic

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lie to me lie to me, oooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss again again
lucy

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:12:02 PM

Raechard

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Penis length is already directly proportional to the ability of someone to tell the truth.

Y
| /
| /
| /
|/___________X

Where y = penis length and x= inverse trust worthiness.

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えへまにんへえや
Nobody wants to listen to the same song over and over again!

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:20:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

lie to me lie to me, oooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssssssssssssss again again
lucy

The end result of the immorality of fibbers

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:22:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Raechard

Penis length is already directly proportional to the ability of someone to tell the truth.

Y
| /
| /
| /
|/___________X

Where y = penis length and x= inverse trust worthiness.

So, doing the math, we can assume that Dick Cheney, Kim Jong Il, and OJ Simpson are hung like mastondons? Now, what about the ladies? Do Hillary's nips get bigger every time she talks about Bosnia?

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
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Let go it's harder holding on
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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:25:48 PM

Lucylastic

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Lies to myself and measures my nips
must be the wrong type of lie...
I gonna practise with the girls
Lucy

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 12:36:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Lies to myself and measures my nips
must be the wrong type of lie...
I gonna practise with the girls
Lucy

Need some help measuring?

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Fake the heat and scratch the itch
Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 1:16:31 PM

cjan

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done."

Oh myyyyyyy. You sure know how to make a girl all gooey.

Cochon de lait is just another name for love.

Cali

Me oui, mon petite cochon. Gee, everything sounds sexy in French, non?

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RE: Post your DEEP THOUGHTS here - 4/12/2008 1:41:53 PM

christine1

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Pigs cute? My arse. Ever seen what happens to a person who has a cut on them, the scent of fresh blood, and falls into a pig pen ? Blech. I have no sympathy for the porkers. I say "onto the spit . Porky and keep turning until I say yer done."

watch it dude! one of my nics happens to be piglet ya know....

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