cjan
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I ripped these from Steven Wright. He is the King of deep thoughts, imo. "I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right. I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica. I couldn't believe it...I got my roommate and showed him. I said, "Look at this--everything's been replaced with an exact replica!" He said, "Do I know you?" "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" "Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
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"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall ,frozen , dead, from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."- D.H. L " When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks in to you"- Frank Nitti
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