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DominaJayde -> RE: Whats the strangest you've ever heard... (4/14/2008 7:03:00 PM)
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*giggle*
Without a doubt it would have to be a few years ago, my friend and I went to a B&B in the country, a countrystay place where you can experience how a farm works, you know milk the cows, round up cattle, ride horses, it was in itself a lovely place and we had a ball of a time, really good.
BUT I suspect that the people running it were rather new to the job, and hadn't quite worked out all the kinks, like that the rooms in the house needed a bit more in the way of insulation in the walls to stop everyone being able to hear everyone elses business.
Second night there, after a long day spent mustering cattle and being a bit stiff from being on a horse for several hours in a row (My bum wasnt the same for weeks), I'd had a long bath and a massage from my friend to stop my muscles from seizing up, and I has just poured myself into bed, when from the room along hall we hear the unmistakable sounds of foreplay.
Now we're trying not to listen, and much giggling ensued as the moans and pants and whispered words got a bit louder and more distinct, we heard far more about their sex life than we ever wanted to, and their little fetishes and stuff, after about 30 minutes they moved onto the deed itself, and this entailed much creaking of the bed, wall bouncing and what not, she sounded like she was REALLY getting into it, and was talking dirty like a pro.
We're in the other room, pillows shoved in our mouths giggling like teenagers, with our ears pricked listening as hard as we could, when all of a sudden there was silence and we looked at each other, thinking this was about to be the pay off as her moaning and panting grew louder and his groaning and moaning did the same, the grunts were amazing, when out of the blue, in the middle of what appeared to be the almost climax he says;
"Oh damn it Ellen, I forgot to order to the worm drenching stuff and it has to be done by thursday"
and she, instead of being put off says
"I'll give Bob a call in the morning and he can rush it out to us on the mail truck"
and then they went BACK to groaning and moaning and had what sounded to both of us, a pretty damn good orgasm.
Now I dunno if they usually punctuate their love making sessions with mundane discussions about the minutiae of farm life, but if that had been me, I dont think I could have kept on going.
As it was we both giggled hysterically and had a hard time looking them both in the face in the morning.
DJ
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