blackpearl81 -> RE: How to pickout a dominate women in public. (4/19/2008 6:59:11 AM)
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ORIGINAL: LaMistressa First off, get your adjectives and your verbs straight when seeking her. Secondly, look for her union pin on her lapel ("WHAP: women who administer punishment"), or look for a woman wearing a green polo shirt on Thursdays. It is a well known fact that sexually dominant women wear green polo shirts on Thursdays. Best of luck to you. Dammit. I want my 19.99 back. The "Idiots Guide to being chosen as a Dominants Subbie" clearly states, in Chapter 5, page 144, paragraph(s) 3 & 4: "In most cases Dominants wear a loud piece of clothing, in an obnoxious color (Think "the man with the big yellow hat" from the Curious George books), or, so as to not draw undue attention to themselves, a bright neon flashing sign (in Hazmat Orange, or bright yellow please) that says "Dominant"" "Also, keep an eye out for bumper stickers that read any or all of the following: "I brake for fetish shops" "No pain? No gain." "Proud member of the UDAA (United Dominants Association of America) (Complete with pair of mini-handcuffs & mini whip dangling from the rearview mirror) Man, I've been robbed. [sm=anger.gif]
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