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off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:34:35 AM   
BossyShoeBitch


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Status: offline 		Is it a full moon or what?  I keep getting the most fucked up emails today.. For example:

"I will marry you and you will carry my offspring to term."

Plus several other unwanted and weird marriage proposals..

Then I have this other creepy guy who keeps changing his profile name and alternates between stalking me and my friend, ASD...

Nothing much else to add..  Just has me wondering why this day is different from all other days?



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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:38:02 AM   
popeye1250


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Maybe these hyenas get wound up a few days before as they can "feel" it comming on.
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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:40:27 AM   
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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:44:18 AM   
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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:44:55 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Yesterday I got one from some male sub who begged me to let him worship my feet. 
Now, to me, anything below the ankle doesn't exist as far as play goes.  HARD limit for me.  Noticing that he hadn't checked my profile, I suggested that he do so.  He did not. Instead, he offered me $300. to worship my feet.

I blocked his ass.

Granted, I could use the money.. but still, HARD LIMIT??  sheesh

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:47:12 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Well, that explains the guy whose email proclaimed CASTRATE ME.  Tough job, seeing as he's in Spain, and all.....  Don't they have vets in Spain?

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 9:59:28 AM   
atursvcMaam


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Well, that explains the guy whose email proclaimed CASTRATE ME.  Tough job, seeing as he's in Spain, and all.....  Don't they have vets in Spain?


maybe You could ask him to mail it to You.  just a thought.

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:07:34 AM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		I've gotten emails asking for used tampons and dirty panties.  Ooh...toenail clippings too.  What's up with that????  Eeeew and yuck.

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:08:29 AM   
winterlight


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Status: offline 		i agree thats gross! Block em!

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:12:36 AM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		yeah, mostly requests for panties.  one of the more strange was for a bottle i'd drunk from that had lipstick marks on it.  one of the more gross is something i can't even bring myself to repeat to anyone.  i usually don't respond at all to these types of messages, but it's kind of interesting what gets some people off.

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:13:58 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I've gotten emails asking for used tampons and dirty panties.  Ooh...toenail clippings too.  What's up with that????  Eeeew and yuck.


must've been my alien friends...they use those things along with dirty socks for fuel.


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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:16:27 AM   
DomGoddess


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Status: offline 		I think that CASTRATE Guy emailed me too? Or maybe another one who knows!!  The best one  I got a couple of days ago was a guy phoned me  asked if he could call me Lady Satan and we would share an email between the 2 of use that was something like snuffmeoutmistress@ whatever I don't remember .. but the point is he went on and on that he would do what it took to please me I took it that he was refering to sacraficing himself.. anyway so I am just about to hang up and block him and he says okay Mistress so I have set up the email for us and from now on I will address you as Lady Satan (which offended me already)  and then he proceeds to say bye God bless you!!!!!!!  I swear I am not making this up.. who could!!!!!      I can't begin to go on about how FUCKED some of these guys are!!!

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:19:51 AM   
puppy4owner


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Status: offline 		yes yes,all very strange and hard to fathom the attraction to these things but have to keep reminding ourselves that many people would probably be disgusted by what we are into-everyone is so different and unique-i hate feet but go nuts for shoes-go figure

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:33:30 AM   
DomGoddess


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Status: offline 		I love to hear about and explore all fetishes and find out what makes people "tick".  Who am I to judge if a fetish is too much, too stupid , sick or whatever.. I don't care either I will cater to it or not, it's hypocrisy I hate!!! eg. Castarate me but he lives in spain.. Lady Satan then God Bless You... I want strict no holds barred Domination but ohhh don't leave marks!.. Mistress I want you to treat me like your sl;ave I want you to use me and abuse me, but I don't like that , no I am not into that  what do I want to do? Well I want to be forced to Orally serve you for an hour!..  Yeah real good "slaves"

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:53:39 AM   
DomGoddess


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Status: offline 		And Question??? How did I get this Vanilla beside my name??? What I didn't fill out the profiles right because... If I am vanilla well I'm not sure what it takes to be wicked or derranged!!

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 10:54:20 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomGoddess

And Question??? How did I get this Vanilla beside my name??? What I didn't fill out the profiles right because... If I am vanilla well I'm not sure what it takes to be wicked or derranged!!



it takes more posts.


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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 11:11:15 AM   
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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 11:24:50 AM   
DomGoddess


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Status: offline 		LOL that makes sense!  I just wanted to make sure I didn't fill out something wrong! One board I didn't pay attention and it took all the answers I put as things I wanted done to me not for me to do on the guys! That was interesting when I got the responses!

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 8:30:51 PM   
Onionlake


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

I've gotten emails asking for used tampons and dirty panties.  Ooh...toenail clippings too.  What's up with that????  Eeeew and yuck.


Could be a nefarious mad scientist looking for DNA.

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RE: off the wall emails - 4/19/2008 8:35:36 PM   
TethersEnd


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Status: offline 		The Wolves are howling even here. 
Weird, muant wolves with large barks who expect a women with no photo to run to meet them cause they said so. 
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