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When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/20/2008 9:22:54 PM

DiurnalVampire

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I must admit I am sitting here giggling about this right now, so I thought Id share it.
Ever have a moment when yor sub or aslave asks permission and ventures into the TMI when they specify why?
In the past few days I have been asked the following things:
"May I go to the restroom so I can fart freely?"
"Can I go get something to drink, I think Ive swallowed a hairball"
"Can I check my email? Ive been getting really wierd porn Id like to delete"
"Permission to use the restroom so I dont have to pee on this dishes?"

I love my boys, but their sense of humor is questionable at times... and the questions were serious I think .

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/20/2008 9:34:58 PM

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wow. at least they are courteous enough to go to the bathroom to "fart freely"!

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/21/2008 1:38:57 PM

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You gotta love the kids

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/21/2008 3:13:44 PM

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Haha, thats too funny. You know how boys are though!

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/21/2008 4:53:01 PM

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That's funny! Thanks for sharing

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/21/2008 8:09:57 PM

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Has one of them been licking your cat?
Oh!
erm...
(nm)

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/21/2008 8:16:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Has one of them been licking your cat?
Oh!
erm...
(nm)

*snort*

(you've got cmail)

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/21/2008 9:49:53 PM

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My Goodness; what hath thou wrought (crazy old english spelling, huh?) with this thread??!??

Do you have **any** idea of the concept you've just put into people's head now? I can see it now... the commentary will be legion with comments like:

"Sir, may I relieve the pressure of my PMS on my tampon?"
"Ma'am; may I knaw on my bunion like a yogic albatross with a krill infestation?"
"Master; is it all right if I excuse myself to have an explosion from my nether regions from our lunchen at TacoHell?"

And more of the ilk!

You; lady.. are evil in substance; if not intent! >chuckles<

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RE: When requesting permission goes TOO far - 4/22/2008 12:10:41 AM

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