SimplyMichael
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Bigger the vehicle, the smaller the package...we used to make up bumper stickers that said "if you dick was as small as mine, you would drive one too". In the gun business we call the big flashy go-fast stuff "penis extenders". One of my favorite cars I have owned was a 3 cylinder Geo Metro, going over Hwy 17 to Santa Cruz was the most skilled driving I have ever had to do, flawless shifts, perfectly planned lane changes, etc and I could beat most cars, screw up and I was stuck in the slow lane. In effect, I had to push the vehicle to the edge of its limits, you can't do that with a modern sports car except on a race track. On a similar note, Master Rick and slave tina, the current Master/slave title holders drive a Nissan Ultima hybrid, Rick is an ex rally car driver and he loves it. They get 40+ mpg!
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