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SteelofUtah -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:30:09 PM)

I confess I have a Crush on Greedy Top. I don't think I have ever connected with someone as easily as I have her. I am sorry to say that most of my inthatuation is sexual in nature but that is okay she has already agreed to be my Female Condom.

Steel

(I love ya babe and I mean that)




impishlilhellcat -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:32:21 PM)

This post kinda makes me feel like I have no close relationships with anyone on the forums.... Hrrrm something to ponder




CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:34:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I confess I have a Crush on Greedy Top. I don't think I have ever connected with someone as easily as I have her. I am sorry to say that most of my inthatuation is sexual in nature but that is okay she has already agreed to be my Female Condom.



Ahem.  Bite me.

Cali




ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:36:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
Goddamn, Winsome, do you talk dirty on da phone to Kal too ? [sm=lalala.gif]

Oh, yeah... I forgot you are poly... mebbe I'll start a thread on phonepoly...


LMAO.. bro... I'll never be her sexy rubber duck like you are.  I just took a can opener to her brain one day and showed her some perspectives about herself.  A little non-orgasmic self awareness so to speak. 




ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:39:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
I confess I have a Crush on Greedy Top. I don't think I have ever connected with someone as easily as I have her. I am sorry to say that most of my inthatuation is sexual in nature but that is okay she has already agreed to be my Female Condom.

Ahem.  Bite me.

I would never dream of interfering with your exchanges with other people… but … well…  your birthday is coming soon. You might wanna be care ful what you wish for! 

... I’m just saying




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:53:39 PM)

Well now, CJ.  If I said yes, would you let me have more than an hour a night with you on the phone?  [;)]
Ahh well, I cannot tell a lie (often) and besides which, Kalon spilled the beans already.  No phone sex with the sexy beast.  Just friendly chats. 

Thank you, Kalon, for the kind words.  Affection is returned, in spades.





ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:58:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
Well now, CJ.  If I said yes, would you let me have more than an hour a night with you on the phone? 

Ahh well, I cannot tell a lie (often) and besides which, Kalon spilled the beans already.  No phone sex with the sexy beast.  Just friendly chats. 

Thank you, Kalon, for the kind words.  Affection is returned, in spades.

Um… speaking of spilling… I never said I wouldn’t have phone sex…

It just because CJ is "hunk" and I’m just "chunk" isn’t it? … damn.  Back to the treadmill.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love you too sweety.  Good luck with the rubber duck!  [:)]





CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 4:59:49 PM)

Well, things are taking an interesting turn, aren't they?

Cali




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 5:10:24 PM)

Dear Sexy Beast,

There is no simple answer I can give, in response to your query.  Yes, CJan is a 'hunk' - quite the sexy rubber ducky.  I miss him most at bathtime when I must bathe alone. 

Sadly, I spent too much time enraptured by your passionate discourse; left nearly speachless as I sat at your feet, humbly drinking in the wisdom you so generously shared with me.  Had I been prudent, I would have spoken up and begged most piteously to be your phone slut.  Please forgive me my lack of forsight.  However, it delights me beyond words, to know you have found your delight in Puppen. 

I'd continue on, extolling your virtues and bemoaning my fate, were it not for the fact that I injured myself - holding in the giggles.  

Respectfully,
Winsome  





ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 5:20:21 PM)

Dearest winsome,
I am sorry to learn of your recent injuries.  It does lend to reinforce one bit of wisdom I shared with you about rule # 11… “never ever even consider teasing a sadist.” 

See, it’s true, you hurt yourself. 

Get well soon,
Kalon Eric




KMsAngel -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/12/2008 6:58:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=angel.gif] Try superglue, wenchie.


oooooooo thank you!   It does get tiresome to have to keep pushing it back out of my eyes [:D]


~coffs~  another false angel. 
As spotted by the true, angelic type...[sm=flying.gif]



trembly pouty lip... nobody crushes on the wittle twue angel here..... [&o]




Lumus -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/12/2008 5:23:36 PM)

*ponders rigging up a phone-sex business with RS*





SteelofUtah -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 12:32:19 PM)

Since Cali Apparently does not know where she stands from her "bite me" comment.

My Crushing on Cali was evident however we had to come to terms with that and my connection with her remains one of respect and lust.... mostly lust.

Cali come on don't get all prissy you know when we all end up in Vegas who will be washing your back in the morning shower....... Andi.

Steel




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 12:46:49 PM)

Steel, I am still *boggling* that you would think I am some kind of cougar....my former slave turned 60 this year!  A forty year old is a "younger man" to me!  Though I hear tell that the youngsters have the stamina and all...[:)]




CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 2:05:35 PM)

After discussing with Steel the phrase "mostly lust", he has agreed that his "fiery loins burn with the passionate flame of unbridled lust and unquenchable desire for me."  *nods*



Cali
(is thinking this is gonna bring on some advice about penicillin curing the burning part)




SteelofUtah -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 2:37:38 PM)

**Notice**

It should be pointed out however that it was Cali who decided this and I just agreed. As what she said equalled LUST anyway however it looked more like a Fabio novel and that made her happy. So I Aim to please.

Also an FYI I get tested OFTEN and have yet to have to take any penicillin.

Now as for the other thing we talked about...... Eat your Wheaties and take you Vitamins and please fax back the Insurance waiver.... like I said I aim to please.

Steel




Sub4You4UKOnly -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 2:44:23 PM)

TBH I have a crush on DuskWolf... which is creepy but he looks exactly like Dave!!!(Dave is from elsewhere) and I have a crush on Dave... Maybe DuskWolf is Dave's father?




SteelofUtah -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 2:57:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Steel, I am still *boggling* that you would think I am some kind of cougar....my former slave turned 60 this year!  A forty year old is a "younger man" to me!  Though I hear tell that the youngsters have the stamina and all...[:)]


Not so, but what we may lack in Tact and Skill we make up for in Vigor and Drive, I won't last the whole night and into the morning but I at least know that I'll leave them with a smile even if it's one that says "But Gosh Darn he tried so hard."

Smiles

Steel

Edited: because I need to fully comprehend a reply before I make it damnit. I am truely sorry LadyH




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 3:18:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah


PS. For a woman Pushing 60 you still have this 27 year olds attention you are totaly lustable hun.


Pushing 60???  You little SHIT!  [&:]




CalifChick -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/14/2008 3:29:52 PM)

Get him Hib!  [sm=domme.gif]  See, he could have just left my post alone, but nooooooooo, no tact and grace here, he had to point out that I was unhappy with "mostly lust" and wanted something more colorful and fluffy.  Fine, buddy, I'll show you "mostly lust".

[sm=boxer.gif]

Cali




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