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puppen -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:35:49 AM)

I love you too, Kal.

...Now I know why I kept sneezing so dern much. [:)]



ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:37:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty
[&o]But not me.....nobody crushes on me

Dear potty,
Listen lil’ miss big yellow titty smiley face that posted one of the coolest requests for slave adoption!  You have so many crushing on you there is a line to join your “strictly anal gang bangs” so you can remain the Resident Virgin.  In fact, you have so much universal appeal, I don’t know if you have more girls or guys in your line!



parttimehotty -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:37:58 AM)

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sod off, hotty... :P


??? You AIN"T in the UK yet, Monkey!!



ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:39:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty
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sod off, hotty... :P

??? You AIN"T in the UK yet, Monkey!!

LMAO.............

Maybe that's not UK lingo but some secret flying monkey slang. 



GreedyTop -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:45:33 AM)

shhhhhhhhhhh



parttimehotty -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:49:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty
[&o]But not me.....nobody crushes on me

Dear potty,
Listen lil’ miss big yellow titty smiley face that posted one of the coolest requests for slave adoption!  You have so many crushing on you there is a line to join your “strictly anal gang bangs” so you can remain the Resident Virgin.  In fact, you have so much universal appeal, I don’t know if you have more girls or guys in your line!



If you weren't such a snake enthuiast I'd give YOU my virginity![sm=hearts.gif] Thank you for the "fairy tale".....now I can go to sleep happy!

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LMAO.............

Maybe that's not UK lingo but some secret flying monkey slang. 


**[sm=whisper.gif]Pssst, Mr. RS, I don't think she's a twue, reel Monkey. She admitted on another thread to not flinging poop.....just saying**



CreativeDominant -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:54:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[&o]But not me.....nobody crushes on me


~crushes hotty~  [;)][:)][sm=crop.gif][sm=flowers.gif][sm=yahoo.gif](note the 5)



parttimehotty -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 11:58:10 AM)

<Sniff, sniff> What about..........[sm=sex.gif]



CreativeDominant -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:06:25 PM)

Welllllllllllllll...since you asked...[;)]

[sm=passthelube.gif][sm=sex.gif][sm=spanking.gif][sm=excuseme.gif][sm=dancer.gif]





sweetwenchie -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:08:22 PM)

my list of crushes is so long it is down right embarrassing.  i don't mind being thought of as a slut, but if i had to admit all the crushiness i feel for the men and women around here i would end up lookin more like a straight up ho' than a slut... and we can't have that now, can we?  ~adjust the halo~



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:14:51 PM)

:::::Le Sigh:::::

Everyone I have a crush on is Too Far Away or a narrowminded dom who wants some slaaaave grrrrrl instead of a  hot dom who can at least make good coffee and give a prostate massage.  [8|]



parttimehotty -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:15:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

~adjust the halo~


[sm=angel.gif] Try superglue, wenchie.



SteelofUtah -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:19:25 PM)

Alas LadyHibiscus it seems I feel your pain because again I would love to give you a shot but I don't reach your Age Requirements I am not at least this tall to ride your ride, and saddly I don't bottom nor do I sub I could handle the fact that you are Dom but I wonder if you could refrain from the Power Struggle.

Again Fly, Drawers, Closet Space, Andi will meet you at the airport.

Steel



sweetwenchie -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:21:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=angel.gif] Try superglue, wenchie.


oooooooo thank you!   It does get tiresome to have to keep pushing it back out of my eyes [:D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:21:39 PM)

Power struggle?  What power struggle?  Just do as I say, and there is no struggle! 

And who said there is a height requirement?  Silly boy! 



parttimehotty -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:23:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Alas LadyHibiscus it seems I feel your pain because again I would love to give you a shot but I don't reach your Age Requirements I am not at least this tall to ride your ride, and saddly I don't bottom nor do I sub I could handle the fact that you are Dom but I wonder if you could refrain from the Power Struggle.

Again Fly, Drawers, Closet Space, Andi will meet you at the airport.

Steel


Going to get AWFULLY crowded in that house if we all decide to take you up on your kind offer!



CreativeDominant -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:26:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=angel.gif] Try superglue, wenchie.


oooooooo thank you!   It does get tiresome to have to keep pushing it back out of my eyes [:D]


~coffs~  another false angel. 
As spotted by the true, angelic type...[sm=flying.gif]



parttimehotty -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:27:51 PM)

Whyyyyy, thank you, CD! I've FINALLY been recognized as a TWUE Angel!



purepleasure -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:28:27 PM)

sometimes it hurts when you're not being crushed upon
~le sigh~



sweetwenchie -> RE: I have a crush on.... (7/11/2008 12:28:54 PM)

[;)]  well everyone knows that he could NEVER have been referring to himself as he prides himself on honesty, right?  [:D]



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