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ORIGINAL: TermsConditions

Straight from the home office in Omaha, Nebraska! It's the Top Ten Sub Rules as given by Miss, Mrs, Ms, Maam and Mistress.
 
10. Men are from Mars, Women are standing on your genitalia.
9. After the third offense, leaving the toilet seat up may result in fine or neutering.
8. Instructions tattooed by Maam on your ass must be read from right to left when viewed in a mirror.
7. Always wait 30 minutes after eating before engaging in water sports.
6. In poly strapon play, honor within the foursome is given to the Mistress greatest distance from the hole.
5. After munch, subs left unclaimed after 30 days may sold to offset storage costs. 
4. When rotating clamps remember, clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, counter clockwise South of the Equator.
3. Holding the folds of the ink ribbon gently to one side, softly caress each of the twelve pins with your lips and tongue giving each special, individual attention. (Sorry! That the rule for orally worshiping your Dot-matrix.)
2. Except for formal hour or high tea, place cards are not required for face sittings.
 
And the number one sub rule explained by Mistress ...
 
Orgasms: I before thee, and only then after three!

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ORIGINAL: khem

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

1)must be able to choose from several types of bread.
2)must have option to be heated/toasted or not.
3)6" or 12" options
4)a variety of veggies is required.
5)a selection of sauces to choose from.
6)a selection of soft drinks to choose from.
7)must be a conveinent location.
8)under $10 for 12" sub
9)under $5 for 6" sub
10)must be delicious!!!!

12" sub....

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

-It's not always easy.  It's not always sexy.  It's not always fun.  If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times.
-It's ok to just hang out and be together.
-It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect.
-You'll be judged by your actions over your words.
-Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight.
-Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload.
-Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant.
-Always be honest and open.
-Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children.
-Have fun.

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

-It's not always easy.  It's not always sexy.  It's not always fun.  If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times.
-It's ok to just hang out and be together.
-It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect.
-You'll be judged by your actions over your words.
-Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight.
-Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload.
-Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant.
-Always be honest and open.
-Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children.
-Have fun.

I'm calling BS.  I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's.

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

-It's not always easy.  It's not always sexy.  It's not always fun.  If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times.
-It's ok to just hang out and be together.
-It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect.
-You'll be judged by your actions over your words.
-Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight.
-Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload.
-Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant.
-Always be honest and open.
-Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children.
-Have fun.

I'm calling BS.  I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's.

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ORIGINAL: Macslittleimp

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

-It's not always easy.  It's not always sexy.  It's not always fun.  If you can't be around when things suck, don't expect to be invited to the good times.
-It's ok to just hang out and be together.
-It's possible to tease, be playful and still treat your dominant with respect.
-You'll be judged by your actions over your words.
-Don't leave the dishes in the sink overnight.
-Share your feelings, but few want a submissive who's always on drama overload.
-Remember that in the end it's all about the Dominant.
-Always be honest and open.
-Take care of yourself and your life; most Dominant's aren't looking for fixer-uppers or children.
-Have fun.

I'm calling BS.  I think that one I highlighted is more one of yours, than one of Ma'am's.

lol it kinda is one of his except for the fact that I only ask things once.  In the case of dishes (and my lil dc has watched this), if I ask for them to be done, go to bed, get up the next morning to find them not done, I will do them myself and at that point refuse all requests to help.  I feel it's a better punishment to let a submissive know that they have made more work for their Dominant than to do anything else.

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ORIGINAL: Macslittleimp

I understand that, but I also understand that you have never left things unattended again...  which of course was the point all along lol

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ORIGINAL: khem

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
5)a selection of sauces to choose from.

12" sub....

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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

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ORIGINAL: khem

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl
5)a selection of sauces to choose from.

12" sub....

I am afraid that selection comes with only one type of sauce.

;-)

Cheers,

Sea

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Here maybe?
http://www.soj.org/rules.html

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ORIGINAL: Sunnyfey

i dont know about rules for a subby to follow, but these are my house rules

1. DO NOT talk to me while I am in the bathroom.....thats weird.