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BBWnNC72 -> can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:03:21 PM)
Ok, this one i thought of the other night, LOL, after seeing a rubberpet post, of course, his wickedly demented mind was my muse. Write a greeting card; wicked, festish, nasty, mean, rude, milk coming out the nose funny, or stomach churning gross. Here is one i thought was, well, i don't know. "You have my sympathies on your mothers passing. i sure will miss her purty mouth."

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:38:25 PM)
Well, here's a try: For joy I truly hollered When I heard that you'd been collared.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:40:45 PM)
My eyes with envy misted When you said that you'd been fisted.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:49:21 PM)
LOL, love that. keep them coming!

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:51:08 PM)
My heart with joy is jigging At the great news of your figging.

ITGirl68 -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:51:54 PM)
Conversation lagged, After you were gagged.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:53:06 PM)
My dear, it's just the pits That your last scene bruised your tits.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:56:11 PM)
May your heart with bliss be jogging As you thrill to your first flogging.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:58:52 PM)
My heart with pleasure skipped To hear at last that you'd been whipped.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 9:59:53 PM)
May your first time with a quirt Bring the very best in hurt.

domiguy -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:01:16 PM)
Congratulations on your clit piercing! It will take time to heal...And anal makes you squeal. You don't like to take it in the end... Perhaps you have a friend? I think you are dooable. Call me when we can fuck again. Sincerely, Domiguy

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:05:36 PM)
quote: You don't like to take it in the end... Perhaps you have a friend? [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif] [sm=biggrin.gif]

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:08:35 PM)
Dearest friend, I'm oh so blue To learn your master wasn't twue.

domiguy -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:15:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Dearest friend, I'm oh so blue To learn your master wasn't twue. lol.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:19:56 PM)
You sure did turn your chap on When you went and bought a strap-on.

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:25:39 PM)
My heart sure felt your woe When you learned your domme was pro.

Lumus -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:29:21 PM)
There's nothing quite as titillating as words that are humiliating whether condescending, deprecating or just quite downright mean; and so unto you, my licentious whores, for whom I reserve my most sadistic mores, I offer to use and abuse to the core all your holes and the whole of your being. Love, Daddy [8D]

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:31:34 PM)
Dear submissive, we must chat For I fear you're getting fat.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:32:41 PM)
Ooh, good one, Lumy. [:)] Alas, my brain and myself aren't working tonight... tired... [:'(] [:(] [8\|]

dcnovice -> RE: can you write a greeting card? (4/26/2008 10:37:39 PM)
May I share my friendly glee At your recent CBT? Though your nuts are bruised and sore, I suspect you'll soon want more.

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