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An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/28/2008 9:27:02 AM   
Mercnbeth


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A  stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.  I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,  'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.  'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK,' she  said.  'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.  Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/28/2008 11:21:53 AM   
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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/28/2008 11:57:15 AM   
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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/28/2008 12:14:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sigh...I guess I would be stuck talking about nuclear power with her then...I know the answer.

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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/28/2008 8:55:03 PM   
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Sigh...I guess I would be stuck talking about nuclear power with her then...I know the answer.

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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/28/2008 10:40:20 PM   
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The Digestive Systems of each animal in conjunction with thier Lower Intestines and lastly thier Sphinxter Muscles.

*I cheated I called a Vet*

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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/29/2008 7:41:39 AM   
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For those who have trouble with connecting how the the digestive track contributes, each animal named has a different reqirement out of their fodder and extracts differing amounts of water from it or adds water back to it. Cattle with their 3 stomachs tend to add back more digestive juices so that  things mmoooove along.

Camels on the other hand....and watch out ..never stand behind a Tiger, or an Elephant.

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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/29/2008 11:37:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

You got it...

For those who have trouble with connecting how the the digestive track contributes, each animal named has a different reqirement out of their fodder and extracts differing amounts of water from it or adds water back to it. Cattle with their 3 stomachs tend to add back more digestive juices so that  things mmoooove along.

Camels on the other hand....and watch out ..never stand behind a Tiger, or an Elephant.

poenkitten


Thanks for the tip .. i'm going to Thailand next week, elephant rides ... i'll be careful

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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/30/2008 9:51:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Elephants are just not that good at telling what is behind them when they let go...but Tigers? They are evil..Evil i tell you. A Friend of mne and I were at the circus Ringling Bros in NY when you could go down and see the animals in their cages while waiting for the show. We were about 6 feet behind the Tigers cage (roped off) He opened his mouth to say "look" and the Tiger demonstrated deadly urinary aim.  I swear I hear the tiger snickering...or maybe that was me...

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RE: An 'Informed' Opinion... - 4/30/2008 10:58:13 AM   
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