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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/28/2008 9:39:53 PM   
orfunboi


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So I have to ask, what kind of scrotums (as in species) ?  And where do you get something like that?


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And what about the companies that make candy holders out of scrotums?  I'm serious, they got these!

thornhappy




i bought a pouch made from a kangaroo scrotum on ebay

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/28/2008 9:53:47 PM   
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I want some!
Where do I get 'em?
I'll hang em off the back of my Mercury Grand Marquis!
And I'll paint a nickname on the back of my car too; "Dog Balls."
I want some BIG ones though that hang down to an inch or two of the road surface!  (To "compensate" for my small penis of course!)


Here ya go, pappy. Enjoy.
http://www.prankplace.com/trucknutz.htm

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/28/2008 10:24:01 PM   
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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/28/2008 11:08:35 PM   
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Okay I have a pair of said Chorme Balls... and I am rather proud of them. If someone is going to be so hypocritical of someone having a good time and free expression..then what is life coming to ???? Come on .. they are fake testicles!! You might as well ban the "I'm with Stupid" shirts as well... Come on its not like we drove down to the slaughter house and picked up a REAL pair of nuts to hang off the bumper!!! Please.... its all in fun.. maybe the guy who proposed the law.. is upset that the testicles he sees are BIGGER and much Prettier than his own .. not to mention more virlie than his own !!!


I probably find government intervention and control even more distasteful than most people. But I do wonder where the line should be drawn here.

What's next? 18 inch chrome penis hood ornaments? That's free expression too. I mean, let's face it, one could plausibly argue that cars and trucks are often subliminal penis-extensions anyway, so why draw the line there?

How about chrome hands both flipping the bird, as rear fender ornaments? That's free expression too.

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 1:58:40 AM   
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like there's nothing more important to deal with, like crime and poverty and "little" issues like that!
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or the state cutting the education budget by a large amount because HEY lottery money goes to education! 

kitten

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 2:00:01 AM   
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I heard it yesterday morning, and did just what Venaval's doing up there!

We see them around here too, mostly on lifted 4WD pickups.

And what about the companies that make candy holders out of scrotums?  I'm serious, they got these!

thornhappy



or a preserved penis walking stick? 

kitten

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 5:00:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		My neighbor has those on his pickup truck, what I want to know is when we ladies get a pair of tits as a hood ornament? 
I agree, don't the law makers have something else to think about?

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 5:05:21 AM   
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What's next? 18 inch chrome penis hood ornaments?


Yeah baby!

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 6:24:00 AM   
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~fast reply~

If the world were populated by only adults, I'd think car balls were in relative poor taste but of not particular consequence. My problem with them, as a mother of two young ones, is that someone's big "freedom of expression" danglers are going to wind up in my kids' line of vision sooner or later.


And what is the problem with that?
Explain what it is, tack on why you think the owner did it, and all is well again.

Or, my prefered way, tell the UM that you can only make a guess, so why not ask the owner of the balls?

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 6:35:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		They was bull scrotums.  And it was in a knife (jacknives, big knives, not cooking knives) catalog.

Currently I found them on http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/cb.aspx?a=54421 but they're using it to hold nuts.

There are some kangaroo and bison scrotum bags on eBay.

And for the last bit of trivia....on old Microsoft Word 5.1, if you entered "cryopump" in a document, the spell checker would suggest "scrotum".  One of our process engineers just about fell off his chair laughing.

thornhappy

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 8:29:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: subfever

What's next? 18 inch chrome penis hood ornaments?


Yeah baby!


Or you could get a double ended dildo and twist it up like a set of Texas Longhorns that they put on their Cadillacs down there.

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 8:36:17 AM   
MusicalBoredom


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Status: offline 		I have to agree with most here that this is a bit silly to legislate.  Personally, I had to answer questions from my young kids which was uncomfortable to explain in the evasive way I tend to talk to people under 7 about such things but I didn't find it necessary to bring up to my state representative.  I'm also uncomfortable with explaining "personal hygiene" products to them and realize it's my own discomfort.  As far as balls on trucks go it's not my thing at all but neither are trucks in general.  And for the record, my opinion of this is exactly the same as it is for naked lady mud flaps -- bad taste IMO but to each his own.


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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 11:02:53 AM   
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What's next? 18 inch chrome penis hood ornaments?


Or maybe this.....
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/mistoferin/crack.jpg

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r311/mistoferin/crackonbike.jpg

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 12:56:52 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Well, they look more or less like a leather bag.  I would not know what part of an animal they were unless checking for stitching and seams.  hmm...seems this particular item is sold out?  Must be pretty popular with certain folks.

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They was bull scrotums.  And it was in a knife (jacknives, big knives, not cooking knives) catalog.



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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 1:17:58 PM   
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Well, they look more or less like a leather bag.  I would not know what part of an animal they were unless checking for stitching and seams.  hmm...seems this particular item is sold out?  Must be pretty popular with certain folks.

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

They was bull scrotums.  And it was in a knife (jacknives, big knives, not cooking knives) catalog.




You could get a bull scrotum purse.....or a bull penis cane.

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=11

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/440.html

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 1:19:03 PM   
cjan


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Well, they look more or less like a leather bag.  I would not know what part of an animal they were unless checking for stitching and seams.  hmm...seems this particular item is sold out?  Must be pretty popular with certain folks.

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

They was bull scrotums.  And it was in a knife (jacknives, big knives, not cooking knives) catalog.




I would guess they are a little hard to, ummm, harvest. One would have to have cojones as big as the bulls', no ? Probably a lot of turnover in that profession. Btw, I want one. Lemme know when they are back in stock.


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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 2:21:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		And if they succeed in baning them which they probably won't people will just hang them *inside* the car from their rearview mirrors.

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 2:42:04 PM   
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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 3:08:26 PM   
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So it's legal to have them on a restaurant menu but not to have fake ones on a car. Sure I can see the logic of that. Not.


Balls?

Where do you go that has balls on the menu?

And do they dangle them at you before you eat them?

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 3:11:44 PM   
batshalom


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ORIGINAL: calamitysandra

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

~fast reply~

If the world were populated by only adults, I'd think car balls were in relative poor taste but of not particular consequence. My problem with them, as a mother of two young ones, is that someone's big "freedom of expression" danglers are going to wind up in my kids' line of vision sooner or later.


And what is the problem with that?
Explain what it is, tack on why you think the owner did it, and all is well again.

Or, my prefered way, tell the UM that you can only make a guess, so why not ask the owner of the balls?


Because I don't care to have the discussion with them. They're six and eight. Call me crazy, but talking about someone else's testicles with them isn't exactly on my to-do list.

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