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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 8:03:47 PM   
Vendaval


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There is a local steakhouse here that proudly serves deep fried turkey nuts. 

http://www.mclintocks.com/menus/index.asp

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

Balls?

Where do you go that has balls on the menu?

And do they dangle them at you before you eat them?


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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 9:32:01 PM   
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If my state would Ban them , i would have to go out  and  put a couple pairs on just to express my nutzs/rights 

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 9:38:11 PM   
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i think the idea is a bit funny myself...what makes this any worse than the mud flaps you see with the silver outlines of the big titted women on them?   if the hanging balls aren't acceptable, how about the silver mud flaps with a guy with a huge boner?  works for me and seems quite equitable at the same time...

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/29/2008 11:10:50 PM   
azropedntied


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zillawoman have i told you lately that i love you .
So right and in the end  come on  gimmie a break nutzs or not its a waste of time and money to  take up the  anti truck nutsz cause.
Keep the sacs and move on .

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/30/2008 3:06:07 AM   
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~fast reply~

If the world were populated by only adults, I'd think car balls were in relative poor taste but of not particular consequence. My problem with them, as a mother of two young ones, is that someone's big "freedom of expression" danglers are going to wind up in my kids' line of vision sooner or later.


And what is the problem with that?
Explain what it is, tack on why you think the owner did it, and all is well again.

Or, my prefered way, tell the UM that you can only make a guess, so why not ask the owner of the balls?


Because I don't care to have the discussion with them. They're six and eight. Call me crazy, but talking about someone else's testicles with them isn't exactly on my to-do list.


You know, considering the world, and the conversations with my kidlings about the happenings in it, I truly believe that telling them that "Those are fake bull testicles. They put them on the truck because they think it is funny/they are idiots/whatever.", does not faze me much at all.
In fact, that would be a rather amusing thing, compared to explaining war, murder, starving children and the like.
But then, I do firmly believe in talking to my spawn, and that questions asked should be answered.

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/30/2008 3:26:42 PM   
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You could get a bull scrotum purse.....or a bull penis cane.

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=11

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/440.html

I've seen the pizzles for sale at a leather convention....sold for caning - and I've heard they have a whiff of wee about them.  Man, those were long.

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/30/2008 4:19:57 PM   
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I've seen them once, told my roommate that must have been the where the wife stored them after she cut them off for buying the truck without checking with her first.  We were in bumper to bumper rush out traffic and my comment almost caused her to wreck from laughing so hard. 

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/30/2008 5:42:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

There is a local steakhouse here that proudly serves deep fried turkey nuts. 

http://www.mclintocks.com/menus/index.asp

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

Balls?

Where do you go that has balls on the menu?

And do they dangle them at you before you eat them?



Nuts aren't bad, actually. Some of us are what's called "nuts and guts" gourmets. Different tastes make the world an interesting place, imo. But deep fried ? Blech...why bother ?

As for the bull penis canes...I see they are 36.5" . Gotta be kinda short and/or wizzened for that to work, eh ?


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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/30/2008 6:49:52 PM   
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We mean canes for whuppin', not walkin'

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RE: "State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles... - 4/30/2008 6:57:58 PM   
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We mean canes for whuppin', not walkin'

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